“Cause you’ll probably never actually get to see one addressed specifically for you…. here. As repayment for falling off a horse three times, you get to SMASH. Also dont ask who I stole–er, took this from. Its on a ‘need to know’ basis.”

This... This is the greatest thing he has ever received. He’s finally gonna get to destroy his foes. This is great, now that he’s no longer an assist trophy, he can get his revenge on those who laughed at him for not being an actual participant.