#ds3d

We have been questing for a Hulk cake.  Not blonde, old Hulk, brother, but green incredible jumpy Hulk.  It is for a birthday party for my nephew, well he's not really my nephew, my girlfriend's rather, but I spend a ton of money buying him shit that he loses any way.  Well for his birthday, for some reason beyond my comprehension, he wants a Hulk cake.  Even though I do like the Hulk and enjoyed the Ed Norton version and do hold a fond spot for the Ang film, I don't get it.  Also, I hate fucking HATE red hulk that guy sucks and needs to go away and not come back.  

Dear Reed Richards, would you kindly send Red Hulk to the fucking moon and never talk about it again.  I don't want to know what he does on the moon or if there will be pending gladiator battles, just get him the fuck out of here.  

So, back to the cake, I can't find one.  Apparently The Hulk isn't teh hawt, right now, and thus nobody is making awesome cakes with him smashing tanks or eating puny humans.  We have looked all over, but I can't find a goddamn Hulk cake anywhere, brother.  Also, Hulk party supplies seem to be few and far between.  I made fun of his brother about a month ago for wanting a Go Diego Go party, but that shit was so easy to find, I don't know who this Diego fellow is, but I do know that he is everywhere and saves baby jaguar with a magic backpack that turns into a jeep or some shit.  Where the fuck are all the Hulk cakes.  I can't even find Hulk toys.  Its so shitty.

I think it might be 'cus Mark Ruffalo is the new Hulk and that dude totally sucks so everyone bought all the good The Hulk stuff before he gays him up for good, but I just want to make a little boys birthday wish come true.  Actually, his birthday wish is for a DSI, but there is no fucking way I am buying a 9 year old that shit when he fucking loses all the cool shit I buy him or breaks it or fucking EATS it, yes fucking EATS it!! I don't even have a DSI, I want one, but didn't even use my DS or DS light or Game Boy Advance that is painted to look like a NES, I even have a PSP and that shit is dusty as old dusty balls, brother.  So keep birthday wishing kid, 'cus this muh fucka rite herr aint gettin youse a muhfuggen game boy.  Also, the DS 3D is sexy, or at least sounds sexy, I will buy that for myself and never use it.