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!!1000 MILLILITRES!! of horny helmed glory. Splash you way into Valhalla with this mighty can. So large Donald Trump cannot physically pick up a can. Flavour notes: Jeremy Beadle’s ghostly beard. #beers #beerreview #caskale #bitter #beerstagram #beersofinstagram #beerreview #realales #ale #ales #brewing #brewery #brewers #weekend #beerlover #beerlovers #craftbeer #drunkresponsibly #faxebrewerydenmark #faxepremium

It’s my birthday tomorrow so if you see me a little tipsier than normal this week. Mind ya business and buy us two shots of tequila and two glasses of water #DrunkResponsibly #Enjoyment (Hair by @antinahair 🔥 🔥 🔥) (at Acton W3) https://www.instagram.com/p/CP0BYKQLKkf/?utm_medium=tumblr

He’s been a very haughty boy! Coming round here being all superior and disdainful. Lovely packaging on this beer. Lovely beer too. No it isn’t. Flavour notes: Norwegian mint. #blacksheepbrewery #beers #beerreview #caskale #bitter #beerstagram #beersofinstagram #realales #ale #ales #brewing #brewery #brewers #weekend #beerlover #beerlovers #craftbeer #drunkresponsibly

Named after the infamous Lancaster Bomber. An unnamed, portly, balding 54-year-old gentleman who would regularly visit his local swimming pool. Whereupon he would leap, unfettered by costume, from the tallest diving board, tuck himself into a veritable depth-charge and rend the water asunder. Banned in February 2012 when it took three lifeguards 47 minutes to prise a pre-pubescent teenager from the rafters. Flavours notes: Curly tongs. #beers #beerreview #caskale #bitter #beerstagram #beersofinstagram #beerreview #realales #ale #ales #brewing #brewery #brewers #weekend #beerlover #beerlovers #craftbeer #drunkresponsibly #lancasterbomberale

Friday night beer. Think my glass might be dead. Or the bubbles are shy. Shy Bubbles. Possible porn name. Pretty standard beer, only a squid in Morries. Flavour notes: Burpy gusset. #beers #caskale #bitter #beerstagram #beersofinstagram #beerreview #realales #ale #ales #brewing #brewery #brewers #weekend #beerlover #beerlovers #craftbeer #drunkresponsibly #lager #lovebeer #samueladams #blondeambition

Dipping into a classic. Cuddling up to the tastebuds like an affectionate chinchilla. A sturdy, refreshing beer that continues to please. Ted Danson used to drink this in Cheers before he got addicted to Cup-a-soups. Flavour notes: Circular cube. #beers #beerreview #caskale #bitter #beerstagram #beersofinstagram #beerreview #realales #ale #ales #brewing #brewery #brewers #weekend #beerlover #beerlovers #craftbeer #drunkresponsibly #newcastlebrownale #newkiebrown

Fuller’s Wild River brewed beside the Thames which sploshes its way through London. A city which had street names that sadly no longer exist include Shiteburn Lane, Pissing Alley, and more than one Gropecunt Lane, which as the name might suggest, was associated with prostitution. Flavour notes: Dynamic cufflink. #beers #beerreview #caskale #bitter #beerstagram #beersofinstagram #beerreview #realales #ale #ales #brewing #brewery #brewers #weekend #beerlover #beerlovers #craftbeer #drunkresponsibly

A Bavarian style Pils from Maltsmiths Brewing. Perfect to enjoy whilst watching Lethal Weapon 3. At no point while consuming this did I think that I was getting to old for this shit. Flavour notes: Paisley hammock. #beers #beerreview #caskale #bitter #beerstagram #beersofinstagram #beerreview #realales #ale #ales #brewing #brewery #brewers #weekend #beerlover #beerlovers #craftbeer #drunkresponsibly #caledonianbrewery #pils