#drunken texting

A drunken texting story with sassy snark, awkward flirting, and a happy ending, co-written with @drarrymadhatterstuff​

Title: It’s My Party, And I’ll Text If I Want To Rating: T Pairing: Draco/Harry Tags: EWE, Drunk Texting, Drunk Harry Potter, Sarcastic Draco Malfoy, Secret Crush, Awkward Flirting, Movie References Words: 1,326 

Summary:

Harry is bored. And drunk. Draco is tired and not in the mood for some random bloke drunk-texting him on his quiet Saturday evening.

Written by @drarrelie​ and @drarrymadhatterstuff​ for our awesome Shady Lady friend @janieohio​ on her birthday.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26618323

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