#drunkbloggin

it is literally Impossible to go through a single chapter of the secret history without wanting to get as fuckin blitzed out of my head high as every character gets

shoutout to ed for letting me fulfill my dream of being a camboy who gets paid to eat fried chicken on camera and thats it

ohhhh im two seconds away from dunking myself into the shower fully clothed... i just think... that’d feel so exquisite

oh god i have to watch the new sarazanmai high, R.I.P.

excuse me we got EGGNOG i’m about to go BATSHIT

here’s the thing about these pain meds im on rn, they Definitely make me high as shit but there’s no come down im just stuck in an altered reality until its time to take a new dose and then i go even higher and like Uh

yknow when everything is so soft music just starts melting out of the air around you??? good shit

i gotta tell ya,,, i gotta tell ya,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, danger days on acid su UUUUuree is some somethin,b,,,,g,,,,