#drunkbird

10am: First notice bird running into my window repeatedly.

11am: Cracked open a separate window and yell at bird... bird leaves.

1102am: The bird is back.

1130am: Friend on the outside shoes bird away.

1140am: The bird is back.

1150am: crack window again yell at it... the bird doesn't leave.

12pm: I leave for lunch.

1pm: Came to grab some stuff from room. Bird still here. Stayed in room, because lazy.

0110pm: Brought my dog into my room in hopes it would scare off the bird.

0112pm: Dog does not care about bird.

0130pm: Got annoyed at bird and ran outside with a metal fence post.

0133pm: Chased bird away. Currently lying in wait.

0137pm: Bird tried to return to my window, but I was ready. Bird now up in a tree, but I see it.

0140pm: Got bored and went on with my day.

0230pm: Went by my room and bird was back.

0240pm: Anger rising. Bird now dubbed Wanda make me mad.

0300pm: Wright long dumb piece on tumblr about Wanda.

0305pm: Wanda is still running repeatedly into my window. I believe she should definitely have a concussion by now.

0308pm: Maybe I should turn this into a comic?

0310pm: Posting on tumblr about Wanda now. Might keep tumblr updated on situation later.

0400pm: Chased bird away with the fence post again.

0500pm: Wanda has yet to return... I don't miss her.

Internet friends I'd call to my wedding and Why.

@thejinx : we're the going to karaoke the fuck out of lovejoy and cause chaos. Set stuff on fire. Alexa play Main character syndrome.

@shetheyvinyl @milonotthefish (my beloved who has not a tumblr anymore. May their blog rest in peace) @grocerystoreghost @theramblesofvie @cobble-stone @goatsodaz @gay-lovesongs we're stealing the band's instruments and doing los camp songs

@cryptid-tree you're. Literally obligated to speech and make sure I don't fall over and die while drunk.

@justaburnedoutskank also obligated to speech and get drunk with me.

@cor-is-a-mess just. Yes. We'll talk about how sad we were that it wasn't wilbur. Plus being british.

@sunflowerteaofficial YOU'RE OBLIGATED TO PLAY A SONG AND DANCE WITH ME BELOVED.

@placetofangirl the only chill person I can animatedly rant to about how crazy everyone else is being. I'll keep the breezer specifically for you.

@altdoppelganger you owe me a dance too. Plus we also have have have to just raid the dessert counter before it's ready.

@glitter-skeleton-uwu Also who I'll run to chill out with when jinx starts setting shit on fire.

*checks out Wilbur merch with kidney*