#drunk sonic

*Sonic and Shadow are cuddled up in bed. Sonic sits up to read the ask, Shadow follows him*

I…know that.

Do you? They’re right, you have a tendency to put me first.

You are important to me.

And you are important to me. I don’t want you to sacrifice your happiness for mine.

I want you to be happy.

And I want that for you. But you know what?

What?

You make me happy. Just you. Please don’t make yourself uncomfortable to make me happy. I want you to be honest with me. Even if you think it’ll make me unhappy.

Alright…I’ll try.

Thank you. And…this whole kids thing. We’re…we’re not ready for that, but when we are…if we are…you don’t have to…put your body through that if you don’t want to. Other versions of us have managed without doing that!

And what if I want to?

*Sonic swallows* Then as long as you’re sure, that’s something we can consider. I…don’t want to do anything that would make you uncomfortable…I know what it was like for you on the ARK.

*Shadow sighs* I had no control over my own body then. I do now.

Yeah. I guess. I just…I know what it’s like to not have that.

Is this about…the Death Egg?

Did you boys enjoy yourselves?

(lol I can only imagine what their friends reactions were)

*Sonic and Shadow emerge from the bathroom 25 minutes later, looking showered and fluffy from drying. They are holding hands and Sonic is still blushing. They find the pile of condoms on the bed and Shadow flushes as Sonic tucks them into the nightstand with a giggle*

We…yeah. It was fun, actually. I enjoyed myself a lot. I did too. *They climb back in to the nest together, Sonic snuggling up in to Shadow’s arms. They are sobering up a little* Will…will you remember this tomorrow?

I hope so.

You didn’t last time. I’m sorry. No, it’s ok. If you don’t remember then… *Sonic gathers the rest of his drink-enhanced courage* Then I’ll show you what you missed. Oh?

This…Eggman wouldn’t have given us a real one, right?

*Shadow grabs the gem* Chaos Control! *Nothing happens*

Yeah. That tracks. What is it, glass?

It’s sticky.

*Shadow pauses in his grooming and squints at the ask*

I…I think it would be nice.

What would be nice?

*Shadow throws the paper away before Sonic can see it. He thinks for a moment but Sonic doesn’t notice the pause because he is also drunk*

…coffee flavoured fudge.

I don’t have much to say honestly, I just wish you a great time. Also, that other Shadow dude was kinda weird but eh, he’s probably fine. (The answer is yesn’t 🥀 /silly)

*Sonic and Shadow seem to have calmed down now, Shadow is grooming Sonic’s quills lazily whilst Sonic plays with his chest fluff*

Haha. Well. I’m sure that’s working out great for him!

*Shadow tugs Sonic closer with an arm around his waist. He nuzzles against the bite mark on Sonic’s neck*

Mine.

*Sonic snorts a laugh, covering his mouth to try and contain it. Shadow sighs heavily and gets up to go and wobble over and look in the bedroom mirror, frowning at what he sees*

I look like Mephiles.

*Sonic speeds over to stand next to him. He almost crashes because of his drunkenness but manages to stop at the last second*

No, you don’t. You look good in my colour. *Sonic winks, Shadow blushes*

Yes. Well. You would say that.

Hey, cool. Thanks!

*Sonic struggles but eventually manages to put the necklaces on them*