#drunk punch

kill me now I got this out so late!! also mentions from the lovely Nioh thread happening! [ @instincts-over-mind ]

     Stupid Keith. Stupid masquerade. 

     The fact that he had to be dragged there to participate in a masquerade wasn’t so cool. Too many fancy people in fancy clothes laughing with that weird rich person laugh. He supposed half of them were pretending. It felt like a 5th-grade dance all over again, and there he was beside the punch bowl.

     He took a sip of punch from the fake champagne glasses they gave out. It... didn’t taste the same. Not like the normal punch. He caught onto it pretty quickly--- someone spiked the punch bowl. He pretended like it never happened, however; it would liven up the night a little. As long as he made sure people didn’t try to drive home, he still had some cop in him.

A punch is an effective and easy cocktail creation that anyone can do, firstly you’ll just need a large bowl (four litre bowl or larger will work) and you simple add all ingredients, some ice, a ladle and some glasses and your guests can simply help themselves. This is my simple cocktail recipe is a Drunk Berry Punch.

The stuff

400 mL : Angostura Reserva 3 year old Rum

300 mL : Lime Juice

200 mL : Three Berry Shott Syrup

Two bags of frozen mixed berries (rather than adding ice which will dilute your punch, the frozen berries will thaw out chilling down your punch and acting as your garnish too)

One bag of fresh mint

Two litres of soda water or lemonade

Trapo’s new “Drunk Punch” comes in two parts. In the first half, Trapo raps breathlessly (in a good way) over a jazzy beat, about which a Soundcloud commenter said, preceptively, “idk if thats a harp but it sounds dope” and “that harp is some shiitttttt.”

Part two of the song switches up the beat a little, trading in the harp for what sounds like distorted piano and likewise distorting Trapo’s…