#drunk nct

like idk what's funnier

the fact that mark was so drunk he said his head felt like it was 15kg

that drunk 127 really had to bring out a weighing scale to confirm if it was true

drunk nct ❃.✮:▹ taeyong

three words: he 👏🏽 is 👏🏽 baby 👏🏽

he’s so used to having to take care of 20-something kids, ok

mama tae just wants someone to take care of him for once 🥺

and boy, do you

he’s so soft and clingy when he’s tipsy omg

needs to constantly feel you on him or he honestly might throw a fit

“I JUST think it’s a little RIDICULOUS that SOMEONE won’t hold me” while giving you serious side eye

you’ll get up to use the bathroom and he tries to follow u with ur fingers still intertwined

“babe, u can’t just let go !!¡ ヾ( ･⌓･)ﾉﾞ”

btw i don’t mean any of this in a bad or annoying way, it’s actually endearing af

especially cause sober tae is very put-together and mature

usually

that one song lyric about going ahead and letting your hair down = drunk taeyong energy

even tho he’s looser i do still feel like he would be weirdly shy while he’s tipsy? just a little??

like if you’re out in public he does nOt want to go out on the dance floor whatsoever

he’d truly rather sit in a lil booth somewhere cuddling up to u all night

also if he’s drinking he def gets kinda horny at some point

probably cause of how much he’s been touching all up on u ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but anyway

be prepared for LOTS of kisses

like,

loooOoOo0Oo00ts

pecks on the cheeks and nose, longer but softer kisses on the lips, mouthing at ur neck

u get the picture

that being said tho by the time y’all get home he’s usually too sleepy to do anything else

he almost always ends up sitting up against the headboard, blinking slowly as he watches u get ready for bed

for sure staring at u like (♡˘◡˘♡) too

usually ends up regretting how drunk he got the next morning and hATes when u tease him for it lmao

johnny

11/10

we all know he's the life™ of the party

initiates shit

like the games, the rounds, AND the fights

secretly takes a video of whatever chaos is happening but it's just a footage of blurry, close-up shots with him laughing loudly at the bg

not bc he's drunk but he's really just overly excited

taeyong

2/10

passes out after downing one (1) can of beer

probably sleeping on a couch somewhere while the rest of them do party games around him

once they played rock paper scissors (the stripping version) and he got buried under all the clothes and they kinda forgot about him for a while

it should've been 1/10 but he cooks great hangover food the next day so, 2

yuta

5/10

all secrets would be broadcasted the moment he opens his mouth

what makes it better is that no one knows which ones were real and which ones he completely made up on the spot

they turn it into a game at some point

loses energy halfway through the party and goes to sleep early

doyoung

4/10

wants to get drunk but he sobers up fast

probably because he cleans up every now and then

stresses tf out about the weird games they are playing but the moment haechan opens his mouth, safety be damned bc he will win that shit just to prove a point

dw he wins sometimes

really attentive though, big mom if not boyfriend energy

jaehyun

6/10

yall think he's all wine and cheese

nah

he's on sum brandy, vodka, whiskey typa shit that your great grand dad drinks back in his day

like all the strong, thick ones with the disgusting taste

he will do his absolute best™ to win all games and bets

jungwoo

12/10

if johnny initiates the chaos, jungwoo fulfills it with burning passion

johnny: want to know who can eat the most bags of hot cheetos without drinking any water?

jungwoo: BET

runs off of energy halfway through the party but has some weird fast recharge system

like he passes out on top of taeyong and 13 mins later he stands up and joins the nearest conversation like nothing happened

mark

7/10

downs shots like a heavyweight

but actually can only last half a soju bottle before he goes incoherent

leads the heart-to-heart deep existential questions about life, soju, and life with soju

gets weirdly competitive

like REALLY competitive

he aint sleeping unless he beats jungwoo in the hot cheeto competition

haechan

5/10

not much of a difference between sober haechan and drunk haechan

only he gets a little louder and a little daring with his mission to stress out doyoung

gets competitive but he's all bark no bite (aka loses first in the hot cheeto competition)

a bit handful to deal with once he blacks out

drunk nct ❃.✮:▹ ten

if yall thought this boy was already sassy as hell....

just u wait

seriously if anyone so much as challenges him he’s like ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

such an instigator lol

but he’s so damn smooth he usually gets his way

he’s that drunk friend who always gets everyone to gather around and play a game like truth or dare

also that drunk friend who asks saucy truths and gives risqué dares

it’s all in good fun until someone turns the tables on him and he has to do an embarrassing truth/dare

and then he’s like “whoa what ! hold on-“

1000% the best person to get ready with

if y’all are going out on the town he’d be so hype while he’s getting ready

he’ll boost your self esteem like no other too

like if u start to second guess your outfit or feel insecure about how u look he stares at u like ur an idiot

“what the hell are u so worried about? u look hot in that”

he already has no filter so drunk ten is twice as honest lol

probably also the friend u drunkenly make out with if neither of u go home with anyone else

but if you’re trying to hook up with someone he’s the best person to help you

if wingmanning was a job he’d be the fucking ceo

look at this point let’s just call it what it is. ten is the token drunk hoe friend

drunk nct ❃.✮:▹ lucas

oh my fucking god u guys

did someone say mark’s partner in CRIME?

because... tea sis

honest to god i’m about to cry thinking about this

yukhei is probably the softest drunk on this planet

besides taeyong

giggles quietly at everything

e v e r y t h i n g

especially if it’s something mark or johnny says

probably calls up the dreamies and goes on a 30 min ramble about how badly he wants to be in the group

“but guys i already know the choreo :(“

then proceeds to dance to a few nct dream songs

starts switching randomly between chinese, korean and english cause he can’t keep his shit straight for even a second

also says the most random things that pop into his head, even though he’s unaware of it

haechan’s just looking at him weird and he’s like “oh did i say that out loud?”

does not understand why mark is laughing at every single thing he says

but he just goes with it

drunk nct ❃.✮:▹ jaehyun

slams the front door open dramatically to let everyone n their mama know y’all are back from the club

giggly jae is giggly

points at every nct member who’s around and is like “THATS my best friend”

taeyong eventually has to put him to bed

but before that prepare for serenading

like..... lots of serenading

“each song costs one kiss, don’t be cheap 😚”

an endless number of soft lil kisses right on the lips

he’s RLY feelin himself and won’t stop dancing around the kitchen

“jae, let me take off your shoes” -you

“only if you can catch me first” -jae

spoiler: taeyong nearly has to wrestle his shoes off in the end

someone give taeyong a break

“do DAT ba-do BAP.... now that’s scatting”

^he literally does this all night long for no reason

(other than making you laugh)

nonstop attempts at convincing you to sleep over

“hey, hey... how much do you love me :)” -jae

“i love you lots, now please finish brushing your teeth” -you

complains that every minute spent brushing his teeth is a minute he could’ve spent snuggling u

eventually falls asleep with the toothbrush in his mouth and you have to finish his skincare routine for him

with some help from taeyong you wrangle him into bed and tuck him in for the night ♡

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drunk nct ❃.✮:▹ mark

OH god y’all.....

his face gets super pink and he’s more flustered about everything than usual

comes up with the weirdest ideas and won’t rest until you sound somewhat interested in them

and the best part is that his schemes aren’t even malicious... mark really be a chaotic/neutral good

“what if.... we steal haechan’s pillow in the middle of the night 😈“

losing his shit every 5 minutes

but the kind of laughing fit where he starts slapping his knee and wiping tears from his eyes

insists he is not drunk

altho if you call him out on anything he says “sorry i’m drunk”

if lucas so much as opens his mouth, mark loses his mind

throughout the night he drops random fun facts about anything and everything

tbh it’s kinda impressive

he can be a lil spacey at times, 1000% in his own world

“my memory sucks” -mark

“how bad is it?” -you

“how bad is what?” -mark

quotes nct song lyrics randomly (ex: “long ass ride”, “shawty that’s u !”)

yuta is literally on the verge of strangling him before he stops

at the end of the night he crashes super fast

one minute he’s talking nonstop on the couch, the next he’s just 😴

knocks out while holding ur hand and cradles it against his chest

drunk nct ❃.✮:▹ johnny

oh dear.... put on your seatbelts everyone

if you already thought sober johnny is crazy... drunk johnny is a WILD ride

“i’m so tired” “hi tired, i’m johnny”

^dad joke after dad joke for a good hour or two

his playful mockery knows NO boundaries when he’s drunk

loud singing and super obnoxious dancing just to embarrass you

grabs your hands and tries to make you join him

you’d rather die but he’s cute so you let him

has 13 different hype playlists that he alternates between all night long

uses his bottle of soju as a microphone and dramatically performs with it

will probably die if you don’t give him applause that is equally dramatic

won’t stop putting his arm around taeyong while saying “honey, i’m home!”

also won’t stop petting mark’s head and calling him “son” or “champ”

tries to vlog for jcc but taeyong slaps the phone out of his hands before he can upload it

after a while his crackhead behavior dies down and he’s super soft

turns into the cuddliest bean and likes to rest his chin on top of your head :(

“you so small”

won’t stop reminding you that you’re his favorite person... in the whole world 🥺