#drunk flowey

Flowey: “Ah… Now I have a good -hic- use for these vine magic thing.”

Asriel: “Two Asriel… that sounds -hic- hot.”

(No! Don’t give them ideas!)

Asriel: “Pfft, what? Of -hic course not!”

Flowey: “We’re not trees, you -hic- idiot. We don’t have trunks.”

Flowey: “Yes! Give us -hic- all the shots.”

Asriel: “Don’t forget to -hic- brush your teeth before doing the dishes.”

They both take a shot

Flowey: “Yeah -hic- it is.” He suddenly vomits

Asriel and Flowey both take 2 shots. They’re both very drunk now

Flowey: “Why did the -hic- street crossed the chicken?”

Asriel: “Why, -hic- Flowery goat?”

Flowey: “To go to -hic- space!” He raised both of his arms and fell on the ground

Flowey: “Thanks -hic- grey face dude man thing.” He takes another shot