Jul 2, 2018
ashton and calum arguing over the broken chair is a big mood
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ashton and calum arguing over the broken chair is a big mood
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drunk!ashton would be hella emotional I bet (just the inner Cancer coming out of him) and he'd totally know how drunk he is and he'd call you up at an ungodly hour just to tell you how sorry he is for getting this drunk again after he promised you and himself he'd cut back. And you'd have to practically scream at him over the phone to stay put so you could come get him from wherever he is. Then once you get to where he said he was he'd be nowhere in sight and you'd find him 1/2
2/2 down the street walking along the sidewalk crying holding an empty bottle 🙄
omg this is the biggest mood ever. like i feel like he also gets even more into his feels on twitter than usual. like y’know when he tweets sappy shit about “love to you all, you all mean the world to me and i can’t believe we’ve made it this far 😭❤️”
omg we should make this a little blurb night!
come talk to me about drunk!5sos
michael’s the drunk that I aspire to be but luke’s the drunk that I am
Can you imagine Luke really drunk though and even MORE CLUMSY THAN HE USUALLY IS and he trips into the house and up the stairs and when he finally makes it into bed ur like "umm take your clothes off?" And he's all "mmph don wanna" so u have to wrassle an almost 7ft drunk alligator out of his clothes and he's just grinning at yu and ur like "????why do u do this???"
oh my god the poor kid’s center of gravity is even more fucked under the influence than usual so he’s stumbling everywhere. can you imagine how long it would talk to get those skinny jeans off of his 10 ft tall legs while he’s drunk and giggly?
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sorry for no imagines currently (as in requests) im on vaca currently in vegas so in honor of that i wrote this lmao hope u enjoy in the mean time <3 im probably gonna post a few blurbs that are based on what i saw and did this vaca :’)
drunk!luke in vegas would probably be the most drunk out all of the exotic drunk!luke. his motor skills would be as if he was a toddler learning to walk. he stench of alcohol & cigarettes clung onto him. luke would be very touchy and clingy with you & the boys, having no idea what hes saying as much as you. walking down the strip in the warm night with the loud noise of cas & flashing lights everywhere would distract his mind very easily, wanting to wander off to other areas. you’d say “luke we gotta go this way”, trying to tug him along the area you needed to be to wait for an uber. finally, ashton would step in, grabbing luke and dragging him. “but i wanna go see the pretty fountains,” luke would hiccup, pointing toward the bellagio, a hotel thats iconic for the very large water fountain show they hold every few hours. “luke just follow us,” calum would sigh, letting smoke leave his lips as he took a smoke, trying to numb his annoyance with his bandmate. “the uber says its almost here,” you announced, sighing too. while the four of you waited by the curb—michael wanted go goto circus circus instead with crystal to play in the arcade—luke pulled you on his lap, leaving kisses on you everywhere. “luke please stop,” you groaned, trying to slightly pry yourself away from his arms. you beginning to feel very uncomfortable & you were already annoyed with him, soon enough you’d snap at him if he keeping pushing your buttons. “but i just wanna love my baby.” he pouted, squeezing your body. luckily the uber finally would arrive, ashton sitting in the back with luke and you and calum sitting in front. “are you sure you’ll be okay with him at the hotel?” calum whispers to you as you leaned your head on his shoulder, your eyelids getting heavy with sleepiness. “i dont even know.. he might want to—“ you paused, looking behind to see luke. “do stuff, which i am not doing with him drunk.” calum nodded softly. “dont worry y/n he can stay with us tonight.” calum gave you a small smile before giving your hand a gentle squeeze. hopefully luke will be better in the morning—likely but at least he won’t be a horny son of bitch!
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Bet $20 Michael gets drunk and goes thru fetus photos of the boys on twitter and wakes every single one of them up at 4am with screenshot and emojis and slurred voice messages like 'leeewkkkkk you were such a little fetus. Embryo. The smallest.'
oh absolutely. michael is such a messy drunk (i mean we’ve all seen that vid at the summertime ball) and he’ll send the boys dumb old pics of them and be like “look how cute we were guysssss!!! 😍”
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Idk i feel like we're underestimating Ashton's tendency to be a loose canon like yeah he's an emotional kinda guy but what if that emotion kinda turns into anger when he's drunk?? What if he gets angry at the things that be happened in the past, angry about things he should've done differently?? Just angry in general?? Not a blurb or anything just a thought sorry to harsh the vibe. 😬
don’t apologize! i def agree with you too bc i can get mad when i’m drunk. like maybe once he’s drunk he thinks about the fucked up stuff that’s happened to him (like his childhood) and he gets really angry and throws things around. hopefully it’s cathartic and doesn’t just build up
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I saw a post once about how Calum would be the kind to hear a dog bark in the distance and run around the neighborhood yelling 'I'm coming for ya buddy!' And that's literally like so Calum it hurts 😂😂😂
oh my god and i bet he would look at pics of puppies on his phone and get really emotional! you would have to comfort him while he just showed you his phone and said “babe look at this one!!”
come talk to me about drunk!5sos