#drumbling

You shouldn’t do it in the road because you will get run over.

The only counterpoint offered is “no-one will be watching us”.

That is why you will get run over.

I wanna be like “At my old job, I wasn’t in charge of the phones, so I was allowed to simply hiss at them when they rang too often. 

At my old job, the cash register wasn’t connected to the internet at all and I was never trained for data entry, so if nobody else was available I would have to price orders out myself longhand, and if I grabbed the wrong amount of change it was cool because the register was opened by pressing a random arrangement of buttons in the proper direction. 

At my old job, I sometimes was the only person to show up, but didn’t have a key, so I simply broke in through the bathroom window. 

At my old job, the people with keys and data entry training had to talk to the boss every day for hours about meaningless nitpickery, so I never wanted that shit.

At my old job, an ESL customer once asked me to cleanse what appeared to be a squirrel-fur cock ring, and I had to figure out how to explain that we didn’t do that service in Spanish on the fly. 

At my old job, a whole bunch of other shit happened that I don’t think I can legally tell you about due to an NDA.