Things you'll only hear people say in band (all from the 2023-24 school year)
"Okay, but like, what if all the seniors died?" (band director [πββοΈ])
"This sounds like something they'd play in Hobby Lobby" (first chair clarinet)
"Do you ever think about what it would be like to be bald?" (drum major #1)
""Let's be the next Troy Bolton, guys!!" (a sophmore clarinet)
"MORE TROMBONE??" (drum major #2 [βοΈ])
"Tell the hamburger to make sure he's in line!" (band director)
"SaLiVa." (drum major #3 [π»])
*slapping a music stand* "Flick it harder!!!" (same as previous quote)
"You look like Jake from State Farm" (drum major #1 to drum major #3)
"Hi, I'm [βοΈ], and the last time I cried was two days ago!" (drum major #2)
"MaybeΒ I'mΒ the one falling down the stairs" (same as previous quote)
feel free to rb with quotes from ur band!! :))