#dropforge

I swear to god you guys come up with the best fucking questions. Im not even gonna put a 'read more' here, it deserves to be in its full glory (idk if you guys even care about that tbh??). Anyway, 1 being my favorite, 10 being my least, let's go!

Kup. Dear god did you see how he beat Blitzwing's ass in the movie? Boy can MOVE (plus cygars are INCREDIBLY sexy to me).

Hightide. Big, accented, and good with babies. He's the total package.

Thunderhoof. I know, odd placement, but thats because to me he doesn't technically count. He's hot, and big, along with an accent, but his age is the only thing that can put him on here. If he interacted with his grunts, he'd be up way higher.

Ironhide. Sweet baby of mine. Barbecues on weekends with just awful shorts and flip flops, and calls you 'ma'am' like a gentleman.

Dropforge. Small, but he's a HANDSOME motherfucker, and i kinda just. Fawn over him.

Stockade. He's just, big. Plus he has SO many fucking dumb shit kids, it's great.

Impactor. Just. Look at him. ESPECIALLY with how fork drew them that one time? I drool.

Ratchet. Who DOESN'T wanna fuck an old doctor with thicc ass thighs?

Rung. A very tame dilf, but definitely old enough to be on this list. I mean he's more in gilf age, but dude got that mouth.

Dear Minor Master,

As you may recall, these four Minors all worked in Autobot boot camp under the command of Nova Prime, working together to drill new Autobots. Each brought their own idiosyncratic approach to the job—but although they frequently argued with one another over the “best” way to teach freshly-forged Autobots, they were united in their purpose… and, later, their shared dislike for Sentinel Minor.

Despite his diminutive size, Minimus Minor is a stern and capable leader with a fearsome command of military law. His training regimens placed a heavy emphasis on the theoretical—Autobots who trained under his exacting standards participated in both live-fire drills and lengthy written exams regarding the minutiae of the Autobot code and its applicability in everyday life. Notable graduates include Dropforge, Strong Arm, and Crosshairs.

In the immediate aftermath of the Great War, Domitius took part in a campaign to storm a Decepticon holdout led by the Decepticon lieutenant Magmatron. When their leader Slammoth fell in battle, Domitius stepped up in his place and was able to return Magmatron to Cybertron in chains. As a teacher, Domitius takes the “tough-love” approach with new Autobots—he’s surly and takes little guff from his students, but despite this he cares deeply for every new Autobot that passes his way. He’s tutored more students than almost any other instructor at the academy—notable graduates include Stampy, Heinrad, Colada, and Break.

Codexa took an academic approach—a good Autobot should not just be able to assemble a path blaster or field-strip an ion rifle, they should also be able to recite notable historical events from memory. New Autobots under her command spent almost as much time studying in Iacon’s Hall of Records as they did practicing on the shooting range. As a teacher, Codexa was patient, forgiving, and always encouraging—she was perhaps the harshest critic of Sentinel Minor, whose approach to team-building revolved around chores and transform-ups. Some of her most notable students took after her love of learning—these include Perceptor, Botanica, Proxima, and Arcee.

I DID IT AGAIN-

So, I may have fallen in love with Dropforge again from S4. Cinnamon Roll who can kill. This is Astroblast, an OC I’ve had for a while (at least since his first appearance) who is his daughter. Her normal alt mode is something of a police cruiser (similar more so to Sideswipe’s alt mode in style). She went MIA during the war for some time and underwent Shockwave’s Predacon expiriments. She can’t control her changing (it only happens under strong emotions, like hate, rage, fear, etc) and when she does change she barely remembers what happens when she does. I’m thinking she might’ve been sent to Earth with the other Preds like they talk about in TFP but somehow ended up in stasis on the moon.