Your Top 10 DILFS! for scientifical reasons of course;)
I swear to god you guys come up with the best fucking questions. Im not even gonna put a 'read more' here, it deserves to be in its full glory (idk if you guys even care about that tbh??). Anyway, 1 being my favorite, 10 being my least, let's go!
Kup. Dear god did you see how he beat Blitzwing's ass in the movie? Boy can MOVE (plus cygars are INCREDIBLY sexy to me).
Hightide. Big, accented, and good with babies. He's the total package.
Thunderhoof. I know, odd placement, but thats because to me he doesn't technically count. He's hot, and big, along with an accent, but his age is the only thing that can put him on here. If he interacted with his grunts, he'd be up way higher.
Ironhide. Sweet baby of mine. Barbecues on weekends with just awful shorts and flip flops, and calls you 'ma'am' like a gentleman.
Dropforge. Small, but he's a HANDSOME motherfucker, and i kinda just. Fawn over him.
Stockade. He's just, big. Plus he has SO many fucking dumb shit kids, it's great.
Impactor. Just. Look at him. ESPECIALLY with how fork drew them that one time? I drool.
Ratchet. Who DOESN'T wanna fuck an old doctor with thicc ass thighs?
Rung. A very tame dilf, but definitely old enough to be on this list. I mean he's more in gilf age, but dude got that mouth.
Soundwave. I love him, but he's never really struck me as someone I'd personally like to fuck. Dude totally fucks though, and supports his terrible children on the side.













