#drivingwhiletexan

i can't decide if this genderless creature is being punished or rescued from a more terrible fate than this. every garbage truck needs a mascot i guess? #garbage #trashdogs #savethestuffedanimals #drivingwhiletexan #foundfriday #latergram

i can't decide if this genderless creature is being punished or rescued from a more terrible fate than this. every garbage truck needs a mascot i guess? #garbage #trashdogs #savethestuffedanimals #drivingwhiletexan #foundfriday #latergram (at Houston, Texas)

i know the car's an R model but in my heart i need this guy to be looking to get topped 🍆👬🍑 #deep #deepr #deeper #thirstythursdays #volkswagen #volkswagenr #houston #drivingwhiletexan #vanityplates

does this mean i live in the hood 🤔 #houston #firehydrant #alreadysummer #springbranch #drivingwhiletexan

okay but y'all DO know @tinder is a thing tho right? #houston #drivingwhiletexan #feelingattacked #byefelipe #foreveralone #maliciouslysingle

i'm no expert but this is prob not the ideal sticker for not getting pulled over 🤔 #ilovemeth #notevenonce #unlawfulsearches #drugsnothugs #methisabadscene #baddrugsforbadpeople #drivingwhiletexan

i'm concerned this person might be too stupid to be on the road #everythingthatiswrongwiththisstate #drivingwhilewhite #drivingwhiletexan #latergram

destination unknown #nearbystockdick #yetanotherloop #drivingwhiletexan #adventuresintheboonies #tollway #99