Apr 16, 2016
There’s this guy who used to be my dad’s boss and he got me a Snow White doll when I was 3 years old because I told him I’d be a Sportinguista like him and a couple of years ago he learned I am actually a huge Benfiquista and now every time he sees me on the street he lectures me for 15 minutes on how I am morally obliged to be a Sportinguista.
#y'all have no idea#the guy is so extra!!!#he has done this while I was in traffic!!!#driving!!!#making me create a line behind me!!!!#the other drivers were honking and he was going on and on about how I promised him I'd be a Sportinguista!!!#this has gotten to the point where i actively change sidewalks if i see him walking in my direction#or fake a phone call
