"Opinion: Synthesizers aren't a REAL instrument."
Drinking Game: Every time you send an opinion that my muse hates or disagrees with, they will have to take a shot of whiskey.
Drink: #1
âWell then...â, Liam began, an insolent, cocksure smirk audible in his tone. In mock-consideration he swayed his glass and watched the ice cubes rocking like rowboats in the stormy sea of his disgustingly watered down drink. âLet me tell ye how wrong you are.â He took a sip and leaned back. âFirst, yeâre afraid of progress. Second, What is a ârealâ instrument even? Not electronic? Yeah, ye donât need me to spell it out for ye, innit? Oh! I got another one: it ainât an instrument âcause it plays itself. Ye donât need no musician! Blimey, what a world we live in! Music just writes and plays itself. Guess, yeah, that deffy makes a synthesizer not an instrument. It makes it bloody God.â









