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How long will they last? - Forever and ever, amen
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I have so many different HCs ranging from the two of them meeting right before JD even starts at Sacred Heart to not getting together until JDās leaving Sacred Heart, and anywhere in between.
How was their first kiss? - Two options: it was either extremely sudden and passionate and full of built-up need and desire OR it was soft and slow and tender and not at all what either of them expected it to be but completely and totally perfect
Who proposed? - Almost always Perry. JD understands Perryās reservations about marriage, but for the record, he would have said yes just about whenever Perry asked
Who is the best man/men? - Turk is JDās best man and Ben would be Perryās (though if Benās not still alive, itād be Kelso)
Who is the braidās maid(s)? - Elliot would be JDās and Jordan would be Perryās, but Carla could be either tbh. I see her as being more of Perryās, but she would definitely have a place in the ceremony. And if Kim is in the picture, sheād also be JDās.
Who did the most planning? - JD, of course.
Who stressed the most? - JD would get stressed about the planning aspect of it, but Perry would be stressed because he wants the wedding to be everything JD wants it to be and he doesnāt want to disappoint him or fall short in any way.
How fancy was the ceremony? -Ā Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. I donāt think that it would be bonkers, but JD would want it to be really beautiful and elegant and well, theyāre both doctors. Theyāve got the money for it.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - The Janitor. He crashed anyway.
Who is on top? - Iām assuming this is related to position and not who bottoms/tops. Perry is on top most of the time (unless JDās feeling particularly desperate) and he also tops 98% of the time.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Usually JD, though I do love the idea of Perry not being able to keep his hands off JD.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Donāt go into the sex dungeon without a horseās head Donāt appreciate the cis/heteronormativity here, but I donāt think theyāre always kinky, but they occasionally break out toys and blindfolds and handcuffs.
How long do they normally last? - I definitely think theyād have a lot of quickies when theyāre at work (supply closets, on-call rooms, Perryās office when he becomes Chief) but when theyāre at home and can take their time with each other, they make it last and they make it count.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Tbh I feel like Perry is always making sure JD is taken care of a little more than necessary, but it always evens out in the end.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bedās shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar itād make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wallās so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. They can get pretty rough, especially since thatās how I think JDād like it (though you wouldnāt know it from looking at him), but every so often, they slow down and take their time and itās really gentle and tender and melts my heart.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - TheĀ ānaturallyā kind of annoys me here, but depending on when they get together they could have 1, 2, or 3 biological children from different relationships, though I headcanon JD as trans, so thereās a chance that he could carry their child, so thatās a possibility too
How many children will they adopt? - I donāt think they would
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - JD, probably, just because he loves taking care of the kids, but they try to keep the childcare as even as they can
Who is the stricter parent? - Perry, definitely, but only because he loves and cares for his children so much
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Perry!
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - JD usually. He always puts cute notes in the lunches, too.
Who is the more loved parent? - Omg theyāre both loved equally! The kids know they can get away with more on JDās watch, but Perry is an Ultra Softie when it comes to his kids as long as theyāre behaving. And any time Jennifer gives Perry puppy dog eyes, he just melts
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Honestly, I donāt really see either of them being very into that, but if anyone, I think itād be JD.
Who cried the most at graduation? - JD bawls his fucking eyes out at any slightly momentous occasion in the kidsā lives.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - JD would be the first one the kids call, but JD always tells Perry everything. They donāt have secrets, so imagine the kid expecting JD to show up, but Perry does. Ā He picks up the kid and they get a very lengthy lecture on the way home.
Who does the most cooking? - I think JD would like to cook. Ā Perry was a bachelor most of his life and probably subsisted on cafeteria food and takeout, so he likes when JD cooks for them.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - JD, but neither of them are very picky to begin with.
Who does the grocery shopping? - They go together and Perry spends the majority of the time vetoing half the shit JD puts in the cart.
How often do they bake desserts? - JD LOVES baking around the holidays. Perry happens to love coming home to the smell of cookies and brownies in the oven
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Perryās definitely a meat lover and JD likes both
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Perry!!! Heās not always romantic, but when he is, he goes all out and it usually makes JD emotional
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - JD. Ā Heās just more social as a person than Perry is, but once Perry gets along with JDās friends, he doesnāt mind it as much
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - It sounds like something JD would do, but I donāt think either of them are as inept at cooking as I am lmao
Who cleans the room? - Perryās a generally neat person and it tends to drive him a little crazy when JD leaves his dirty clothes lying on the floor next to the hamper
Who is really against chores? - JD, probably, but he does pull his own weight. He just doesnāt like being told to do something. Heād rather do it on his own terms
Who cleans up after the pets? - JDās the one who insists on having them, so he takes on that responsibility
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - JD lmao
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - JD. Thatās about the only time he wants things to be perfect, especially when Paige comes to visit the first time and she stays with them. Heās so worried about impressing her that he goes on this weird cleaning spree
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Perry. He finds a lot of things there. Finderās keepers!
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - JD. He also loves shower sex.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Perry. Even though he didnāt want the damn thing, they eventually become really bonded.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - The moment it hits September 1st, there are fall decorations courtesy of JD. October 1st means itās Halloween. November 1st is Thanksgiving, aka cornucopias all over the house. December 1st through about February is Christmas Christmas Christmas. And donāt get me started on Valentineās Day.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Perry wants JD to be as happy as he possibly can be. He is so devoted to him and do absolutely anything for him. JD just loves Perry so much that he feels like Perry is literally a part of him. They really have a give-and-take relationship that is so solid to its core that it would take something completely unstoppable to break them apart.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - JD
Who plays the most pranks? -Ā JD, but he sucks at it
