Drat
Just got back from Massachusetts, Where I tried to re-invoke The Witchcraft Act Of 1662.
"Yes, your honour, I have irrefutable Spectral evidence Of defendant, Head-gnawing."
Murmurs in the courtroom:
"... probably to let the devil in."
I looked around, eagerly nodding.
"Order in the court!" — all obliged.
On the record, The judge said I had no case. I said:
"Drat."
Off the record, He clandestinely added, "No case, yet", advising me To wait a couple more years As the political wheels were turning Ever, and evermore, in favour of, 'us', Witch-burners.
So, now I gotta wait a couple of years.
Say, why don't we go to a Bistro, or watch a movie?
Just give me another chance,
Baby.











