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The onceler (now a silver fox awooooggaa) sipped his yeezy Pinot noir capitalistly.
“So you want me to help you dewormyfy my own husband? The audacity— its unmatched, Sapnap.”
Sapnap swallowed his communist agenda and got on his knees to beg oncie but before he could oncie held up a hand.
“ No no snapmap you’re right— worms are for liberals I can’t have my hubby living like that. Where is he?”
Sapnap held up drworm (WHO WAS NOT SWALLOWED AND IS PERFECTLY HAPPY)
in his little worm-fuel bottle. He had nested in there bcause it smelled like gogy and he was still mourning.
Sadnap objected to the idea that dream godforbid own property and had to look away in disgust.
Capitalist pigs.
Oncie stood up, his emerald robe (again he’s a dilf now sorry had to abandon the tux) sweeping across the floor as he approached soap sud.
“Holy fuck that’s one hot worm”
Drworm is confused bcause im pretty sure worms don’t have like..,,/ ears but he blushed anyway uwu such a happy couple.
“Oncie focus...” drworm squeaked.
Oncie did not focus and as he stared at the dworm all the sins he had committed under the name of capitalism came back to him. The clout goblins. The amazon ex-rainforest. Double stuff Oreos which are digestingwhy would you ruin perfection I? Fuck you oreo company Im sleeping with ur wife.
The bitch started sobbing holy fuc “Swipnap what have I done It was me I MADE THE WORM FUEL ONLY GOERGE WAS SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT I WAS SO JEALUD SOUP SOUP WHAT DO I DO I MADE MY HUSBAND A- A WORM!!!”
He ugly cried.
Sapnap was not payed enough for this so he just left and hoped if he fed dworm enough Mountain Dew he would evolve back into a gamer and they could get married fuck you oncie u dirty dirty capitalist pig.
Maybe he would hang some money outside to attract George to idk
fanart I made for u
Guys I wrote some onceler x dream fanfic do you want to see it
george, the lorax, dream, and oncie were all on a double date <3 (sapnap and henry couldn't come because sapnap is banned from public areas and also henry is a tree) dream was sweating through his supreme merch from the effort of not paying for george's dinner. "i will order barbaloot fruits" said oncie, laughing greedily through his gloves. "no" screamed dream and the lorax. dream wanted to eat clout fish!!! the lorax hissed at dream and george sat like an inanimate object <3 he was colorblind.
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I dont know what the fuck I'm doing london and drinnie please dont read this
@the-dreamcler-archives
professional mine craft youtuber goerge not found and the lorax were having a nice dinner date to repair their dying marriage when gogy got a notification from paypal. lo and behold, it was from dream who had sending greoges daily allowance! the lorax inhaled the rest of his pesticides (saving the environment one meal at a time <3) and said "yes bbygurrl get that coin!" because he was so very happy to scam the green bastards out of their money. meanwhile the Onceler sobbed cutely when he saw the numbers in his phat bank account go down. dream did not care and sent another 2,000 to his dearest gogy
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dream and the onceler loved each other. dream loved the onceler like a precious piece of art, untouchable and unreachable. he was afraid to get too close, to break the illusion of perfection. the onceler loved dream like a favorite pen, perfect to be used again and again until it ran out and became obsolete. dream was used to being used. for money, for his clout, for his hooters discount. but he was drawn painfully to the onceler, as icarus once was to the sun. he was going to burn.
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dream and onceler live in a big house (for their big clout Oh Yeah!!) so it can be hard to navigate it. sometimes dream plays hide-and-seek with the onceler excrpt oncie just counts and never looks </3 sad. once dream hid in an empty guitar for two days (that is a long time for his 6'8" legs to be cramped up!! he is TALL but also flexible 😳) before sippycup finally let him out. it takes twenty minutes to get from one side of dream and onceler's bed to the other. this is so they do not have to look at each other when they wake up because that would be Gay and dream is Not Gay. that would be Crazy. they love to bond over their live of axes!! oncie loves to chop down trees with them and dream likes to chop down twinks with them,, it is a match made in heaven (DO NOT say thst around subpoena!! he will take out his matches and BURN YOU!!!!!!)
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credit to @iclimbtreestofeelalive , professional crackfic spammer
dream and onceler live in a big house (for their big clout Oh Yeah!!) so it can be hard to navigate it. sometimes dream plays hide-and-seek with the onceler excrpt oncie just counts and never looks </3 sad. once dream hid in an empty guitar for two days (that is a long time for his 6'8" legs to be cramped up!! he is TALL but also flexible 😳) before sippycup finally let him out. it takes twenty minutes to get from one side of dream and onceler's bed to the other. this is so they do not have to look at each other when they wake up because that would be Gay and dream is Not Gay. that would be Crazy. they love to bond over their live of axes!! oncie loves to chop down trees with them and dream likes to chop down twinks with them,, it is a match made in heaven (DO NOT say thst around subpoena!! he will take out his matches and BURN YOU!!!!!!)
Dream looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see
That I want and I'm needing everything that we should be
I bet it’s wonderful, that game he talks about
And it's got everything that I have to live without
Dream talks to me, I laugh 'cause it’s just so funny
That I can't even see anyone when he's with me
He says he's So Not Gay, he'll even pick a fight,
I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night
He just keeps on crawling inside of my guitar
I left him there because I know that he would break my heart
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
-Onceler Swift, from the hit single “Dream in my Guitar”