#dragram

You know how you see a poster or a Facebook event and you are really interested, maybe you even click “going” but you never really do?  That’s not me. From the moment I saw a Facebook event DRAGram: Club Kid Edition I was packing my shit and searching for the bus tickets. There are literally three things you should know about me: I swear too much, I have a minor drinking problem and I love drag. If you don’t know these things you must be very new here, so I might tell you right now to lower your expectations if you still have any. Even though I am 19 I don’t fuck with my mom’s rules (unless I wanna be homeless again), when she says “no” it means no, so this time I decided not to tell her. I’m really surprised I didn’t get kidnapped or ended up in hospital, because god knows shit goes down when I lie to that woman. Long story short, I haven’t told anyone and on Friday at 2:30pm me and my friend Nic were on a bus to Zagreb. Again, if you’ve been here for a while, you know the two of us are complete idiots. We literally can’t function properly in our own city, let along in a city as big as Zagreb. Also we are cheap bitches and we’d rather die than call a cab so we ended up using gps and getting completely lost a few times and we almost gave up on finding the tickets to the show and the club. Luckily for us we didn’t because that fucking show was something to experience. If you weren’t there, I’m so sorry, can’t help you, you missed out. I like to think that I somehow educate the people that read this blog, although with amount of rants and swear words I’d be a hella bad teacher. I am a shitty blogger and I can’t give you a decent review but, trust me, after last night I truly believe Croatia still has something to offer. I’m really sorry I couldn’t be there til the very end, still, I got more than I expected for my money. Now, since we were late, we didn’t see the Cheddar Gorgeous and Anna Phylactic transformation part,  we just got there right in time for the show so I’ve been lying to myself we didn’t miss out on much. I might sound as a complete dick now but honestly, our girls stole the show. Don’t get me wrong, Anna and Cheddar were brilliant and I was really captivated by the fact that the gold thing didn’t fell off of Cheddar’s genitals (slide show below), but them Croatian bitches! Absolutely flawless. I’m not kissing asses here, god knows I have no use of that and I found that nasty, tbh, but I watched enough RPDR to know these girls would’ve not only last more than Venus D-Lite, but would actually be fierce competitors. So, yeah, you should definitely check them out and give them the well deserved publicity, what are you waiting for?

To conclude, it was absolutely worth almost freezing to death, getting lost in a city I don’t know shit about and catching a cold. Also, I have no fucking idea how I got home and how much I have drank but. Fun fun. As I have no further thoughts than “Take me back”, I’ll be signing off. Byeeeeeee! xx, H.

Make sure to check the pics!⬇⬇

P.s. How the fuck you get glitter in your pants, I don’t even know how I got it in my hair. P.p.s. I can’t upload videos because I still haven’t switched to a paid plan and WordPress is being a dick #soonsoon

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Guise!!!

This October, in Zagreb, Croatia is going to be held very first Drag Festival in Balkans! :) With 14 drag performers from Europe (mostly ex-Yugoslavian countries) and Drag Race superstar Alaska Thunderfvck 5000 as special guest star!

I am going to perform also, as my drag alter ego Dekadenca (pron. as Decadenza).

It's going to be super awesome and I just can't wait! If you're near Zagreb, check this event out!

(Info is in Croatian, so you might have to google-translate it or sumthn)