Jul 20, 2024
king of repression!
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king of repression!
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a list of #mytheories ranked from how stupid and obviously false to incredibly perfect and textual they are:
the only reason etho doesn't call a hopper clock an Etho Hopper Clock is because he'd abbreviate it and it'd be too similar to UHC (COMPLETELY UNSUBSTANTIATED & MADE UP)
bdubs became an obsessive sleeper specifically bc of his mindcrack forest base where he was constantly beset by mobs (IMPLAUSIBLE)
bdubs pivoted his thumbnails during past life as a dig at etho giving him a hard time abt his thumbnails peaking in hcs7 (BRIEFLY VERY PLAUSIBLE)
the magma cube deathloop in hcs7 is what made him never go to the nether in s8, thus causing scar's birthday soul soil deaths AND why the way he proved his reckless bravery in LL was by being insistent about trying to go to the nether leading to his first death and red life (PLAUSIBLE)
the how to build the crastle images bdubs posted to twitter are literally pulled from the powerpoint he sent cleo between episode 1 and 2 (ARGUABLY LIKELY)
bdubs censored his own invoice when reading it aloud from "luv bdubs" to "love (professionally) bdubs" bc this episode came out just a few days after LL ended and the only possible explanation when he calls people baby like it's nothing is that he was feeling self conscious about "just kidding bdubs, love ya!" and/or "he loves me!" (HIGHLY PLAUSIBLE)
bdubs telling his hc audience about etho's sand collecting method made it a Thing enough that etho is now self-conscious about not using tnt to farm anything (ALMOST TEXTUAL; see etho-the-harsh-critic)
boogey killing tango is the reason tango did a bait and switch on taking bdubs to space and bringing adequate instead, leading to him being obliterated by the moon (BASICALLY TEXTUAL)
beef, doc, and etho went endbusting together right before end rod tag started. therefore etho leaving the end rod in the boomers shop across the street was a way to poke at the only nHo member who didn't go to the end. (UNDER REVIEW)
goddddd it’s fine!! its fine!!! its okay if if 12 year old girls decide they’re asexual and look back and realize that actually it was just puberty and the gross sexualization of women that alienated them from their feelings of attraction and actually now she feels she was always allo. That’s allowed! That’s okay! Its not the end of the world if some of the people coming home to the label of asexuality are actually arriving at a way station onto what will be a better place for them. Cause you know if what she wanted was to feel she had the language to give herself permission to not be obligated to engage in sexual acts, to not exist as a sexual foodstuff for the consumption and digestion of others, If she needed the world asexual to shield her like that that’s okay!!! Cause whats important is she found a way to not do the things she wasn’t ready to do. What you wanna say no? No, you are obligated to figure out your attraction to others and the torture of its existence in a complicated fucked up world with language that doesn’t always sink home. Who is she hurting. Oh yeah it’s on a twelve year old to never be wrong about who they think they’re becoming, it’s up to a twelve year old to find a permanent state of self, it’s on a twelve year old to figure out the uncomfortableness of becoming a sexual being on their fucking own. Cause yknow if she’s wrong then people are going to use that as evidence that asexuality is a phase as if people looking for an excuse to dismiss other people’s identities would just not exist if we all perfectly performed our fucking labels like they’re the audience that decides if our fucking rock opera gets to hit broadway. Like there’s a fucking quota on how many times a person can be wrong about a label. I’m bisexual!! And if I’d just allowed myself to think that it’d be okay if I was wrong about being bisexual, or that it was okay if it wasn’t permanent, then I would’ve taken the first step to realizing I was actually a long term bisexual all the sooner. There isn’t a fucking deadline for figuring out the perfect label for yourself, there isn’t a fucking surety purity test at the door. God, and all these trans kids and people agonizing about if they’re really trans or if they’re just faking it, as if that’s important when transitioning makes them happier! But no, we gotta make a philosophical argument from the ground up for what it means to be queer every fucking time so you don’t get it wrong cause god forbid, can you imagine
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and yet goose can honk when and where it choose? it is not fair!
love this guy whos like love the content but I HATE looking at your face because it sucks.