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“And then I told him, ‘GET FUCKED NERD’ as I cut his cunt wife in half, ah-hahaha, and then? I threw his ass BY THE DICK back to The Plane of Arcane and Secrets’ to get eaten by Void Stalkers. Bitch did not KNOW what hit him like a hooker in heat, Paimon,” Adam would exclaim, sitting as a hologram with a near empty Embassy in Hell, only the eldest of The Prime Evils having the patience and mental fortitude to deal with the psychopathic manchild that Adam has slowly become over the eons as he sat next to him.

Time transpired differently here… it needed to with how complex the ancients of Hell and Heaven would talk at times, “Entertaining and grand as usual, Adam. And yes, well, considering that is four hours of story-telling between us and our ventures as part of this daily Union? We need to do one hour of delegation and due process at the minimum. Sera and The Speaker along with my colleagues will not be pleased unless we make some sort of progress. We are sixty-three thousand and four hundred and thirty-two years behind still.”

“Uuuugh, fine, sure, sure. You know it’s a good thing you’re an ‘actual’ good listener and actually ‘fun to talk to’ or I’d tell you like the rest to fuck off. It’s probably ‘cause you’re related to The Speaker like I’ve said,” Adam hypocritically justifying why he even liked Paimon and why it was ‘okay’ to talk to him compared to the other ‘scumfucks’ despite any conflicts they’ve had in the past and still do in conflicts of Heaven Vs Hell.

Sighing, “Indeed, I am superior along with the Goetia to many of those within Hell and Heaven. For I prefer dealing with The Highest of the Echelons when it comes to either of my Unholy or Angelic Brethren, for we are The Wardens of Hell to control and contain it by God’s Will- even if we have our allegiance separate from Heaven’s in Hell’s interest as part of our complex checks and balances to maintain the Chaos that is Hell at times.” Paimon found Adam annoying to no one’s surprise but at least made the best of these times to slowly, but surely get things done. No one else could put up with him but him and have the calculated responses and mentality to ‘baby him’ as he would a rowdy Demon Prince he was preparing for conquest- granted, he would’ve beaten Adam by now under the same circumstances. Deep down, Paimon was biding his time to prop up a new Leader of the Embassy over someone like Adam, but that will take time if ever with how things were going in the day to day. He would have to die or something and Sera’s Leadership would have to come into question if even only slightly.

That would never happen, however, he thought to himself, they would have to royally fuck up unfortunately. Oh well, one can only hope for the chance one day, he’d certainly jump at its throat to work with anyone other than this idiot who refused to meet with anyone but someone just as ‘important’. As if Adam were even remotely close to a Prime Evil or The Seraphim, but he would put that petty grievance of pride aside for now.

Also, they're written in similar styles, which is something I would like to continue for further pairings.