#dr54nkb

finally, they’re all done! hope ya’ll like em :3c

hoo hoo…..i have yet to think of this, 

aha….i have not stated that yet, huh….we l l…..its about time i told ya’ll….

//clears throwoat pwease dont sue me for creepy asterisks this dOESNT COUNT I T S N O T E V E N A S T E R I

it ise……

oh boy oh boy!!!!! sharp boy!!!! dont cut yourself on all that e d g e kiddies!!!! anyway, ye, where do i even bEGIN with this disaster boy...hes uh....got an interestingly familiar aesthetic, as you may notice. but for the love of god, do NOT fall for hims creepy vibes!!!!!! he’s...what ya’ll may call a cringelord and he sure tries be edgy but spoiler alert: he really isnt. also minions are one of the many things that terrify him iS THE MINION THING FROM THE LAST ONE STILL RELEVANT OR

aAAAAAHHhh its her....i only realized her hair and eye colour were similar to ouma’s after i was finished editing her bUT SHE STILL LOOKS SO CUTE?? anyway, this gorl...j o j i (name totally not inspired from anywhere hee hoo)....w h o l esome gorl...and timid in frightening situations and places such as class trials, but is more upbeat outside those environments and tries her best to pull through.....bless....also, shes big weebo

!!!!!! robo-floof babeeeeyyyyy!!!! he’s an innocent boi who just wants to learn how hoomans live their lives....robophobia makes him sad and he doesnt like it at all :’( .....also, helpful boye!!!! he just wants to be useful to hims friemds and make new friens too....aa hes so pure and good....fucking superb you funky little bara-bot....

and now.....ladies, gentlemen, and all other beautiful beans....

OUR PROTAG!

H E R E S H E I S

....vjrnvrgjngrb....mEEeeEEeme child....GOTEM.......shes a meme connoisseur™ and looks sorta like a fucking kayayday ripoff but i LOVE HER!!! shes a cool gorl but hh...anger issues sometimes.....she’s the one most tolerant of jiro mostly bc of their shared interest im m e m e s.....those meme-loving fucks vfnrvjgnrbvgtbn......she loevs ko an he loev her back but those idiots are too shy to tell eachother <3.....anywae, overall good gorl <3

mm yES

buckle up, kiddos, this is the point where a few of the descriptions probably start getting a little weirdly ominous from hereon out!

LILLI!!!!! child!!!!!!! surprisingly not the protagonist!!!!! she helps though!!!! she tries to be an ally towards everyone, despite her anxiety. she loves being with friemds but also rlly loves just bein alone in her room with her laptop just...programming away.....oh yeah and did i mention she’s intimidated by minions is this important to the story or

AH. IT IS HE. HIMST.....cursed lime gremlin. not gonna lie, if he was real, i would somewhat fear him...anyway, this boys a mischevious fuck, has bullshit physics, and he’ll beat your ASS at project diva just you WATCH him-...ah, i’m getting off-topic. he’s also quite enamoured at hope (in all it’s forms) and is also known as the disaster gay™

....and here we see the one who has to (more or less) tolerate the disaster gay™. his family owns a lawyer agency and hes big asshole. bassically, red ahoge togass....with a little less l  e  g . as stated before, ron-ree over here has to tolerate jiro the most as he’s the one our gay-mer boy is the gay for....wrow.....also lookit that big ahog energy mm....how is he not the protag with that sorta ‘hoge....

ooooh!!!!! big tiddie streamer gf!!!!!! shes so cute aaaaahhhh i like her a whole bunch.....shes full of that good ol d e t e r m i n a t i o n and just wants to help everyone leave without murder involved shes so good!! shes brave and wont hesitate to knock out the first bitch-ass to mess with her friemds....stronk bih....her internet alias is spacecatbashi and she makes lots of videos, but most are anime streams, looking at foreign products, and meme review collabs

kori!!!!!!!!! kori in the house!!!!!!!!!! look at this little bastard child and his dastardly little bastard eyes. i love him...he hates...everyone in the whole gotdamn killing game....except sekkai. that’s his boyfriend and the only person he’s ever met that’s almost managed to out-bastard him and he loves that fucking lemon more than anything

oh speak of the devil.....he is here. here is the fucking lemon. he just wants everyone to shut up for ONE second so he can help find a way out of the shithole they got stuck in. has probably been called an assface multiple times in the process of doing so. hates his little brother who has done (mostly) nothing wrong in his life ever 

OH SPEAK OF THE DEVIL YET AGAIN!!!!!! IT’S MY SAD TOMATO BABY WHOM I LOVE AND ADORE WITH MY ENTIRE HEART.....he tries his best to make amends with his brother, but to seemingly no avail. he acts chill about it and pokes fun at it, but he’s....not exactly the happiest with living, really. but that will not stop this boy. is there anyone who can remotely control our chill boy ochitsu. n o

and last but definitely not least, the fax! she always tries to be a ray of sunshine and encourages the others not to lose hope so easily. pwease do not make her the cranky by sitting on her fax tail (her tail and ears ARE real, if you’re wondering), she’ll be the saddo and thats no good™