[ Unfortunately, like every year they never truly ever had any access to anything - the only talents they ( Celestis in Baydenâs body ) had was only one thing && one thing only - Yarn.    Placed in Rowanâs mailbox this year was a card they made nicely packed in blue made envelope with a card of a popping polar bear saying: â Hold on for deer life! â for his love of deer, && a bit of play on the fact he was holding on for dear life in another personâs body in a fun kind of messed up joking kind of way. Underneath the card would be a grey antler yarn hat, that would be all matchy-matchy with Clarissaâs adorable antler one && a crochet pencil shark/pen case that matched the rules to this caged scam they ( Celestis ) were in. ]
[ A nice sized crochet doll of Clarissa with a handheld black kitty accessory with antlers that have the same shade of blue as Baydenâs. With was suppose to be matching antlerâs to Bayden. . . but they passed it on to the REAL B a y d e n because thatâs just a big nah. Originally suppose to be all matchy-matchy with the real Bayden but it just didnât work out. ]
[ Being Bayden, meant they had to play the part, but what do people get mothers? What do you buy with Bayden mums money? They have no idea! What do mumâs really like, as they canât recall if they ever had one or not . . . but none the less his momâs card did get charged. The FIRST g i f t they bought Baydenâs mum came a little early, as it came the day before Christmas Eve so all her employeeâs get to see the very big mystery bouquet ( as the sender was annonymous! How? Used the power of getting a Visa Debit and using paypal but with Mumâs money so itâs easy to link the connection ). IF Dr.Wardeyn didnât put 1+1 together, she would on Christmas Day, as the 2nd charge was $75.00 ( org. price $280 cause it was on sale ) for a Diamond Accent Calla Lily Pendant in Sterling Silver on Christmas Day ]
[ . . . What do you get someone who literally hates everything but designer shit? Doesnât even know where to begin. Loser psychopath. Not going around to spend much of Baydenâs mumâs money but they did get them a $50.00 Starbucks card with an envelope saying â Where do deer get all of their coffee? â && when Monty opened it the answer â STAR-b u c k s â the originality there was priceless had to play the Deer loving Bayden. With a star bucks card inside. Oooo. Hope it burns her tongue. The other gift cost Dr. Wardeyn nothing. They personally made Monty an exact ĂrĂșrarĂ JĂłhannsdĂłttirâs slobbering mask && told her âfor your knitted sweaters && in case you needed a mask to cover up those zitsâ since it was featured in Vogue. Maybe she wonât notice itâs a duplicate fake, but all in all, it was more meant to be disliked over liked to begin with. FASHION is w i e r d. ]
