#dr.scurvy

Yes yes, the pirate war, isn't it nice? Ugh, incase I need everything to not go to shit, I should sent the message to my... Allies? I think? Krhm-

"Dear citizens of the Wumpa archipelago. I, Dr.Nikolaus Blackspot Scurvy, have sent this letter to the following to discuss further plans on the upcoming war.

@cortexrules

@nginiamhim

@biancabilby

@squeak-mascarade

@askthesciencerat

You are allowed to bring a plus one, but if they are not dressed accordingly, they will be used as sharkbait.

Inform me as your decision by message in a bottle, and prepare to meet in the docked ship by the northside of the islands.

Now as one the greatest thiefs, a rare few have truly seen me! But today I felt quite generous, so I will be fully showing myself to you lovelies~

And you might wish to know even more about me! Well who am I to decline that from my adoring fans!

Age: 34

Height: 6'9 ft

Weight: Wouldn't you like to know, Cabin boy.

Relationship status: Single but I do have my good eye on somebody~

-Et-Her

HOW MUCH HAVE YE SEEN OF MY FACE?! It is private information ay'll have ye know! But since ye're otherwise quite... "Kind" I'll let it slide this time... But never let anyone know my face! I have enemies who would use it for their nefarious schemes...

A perfect night

MY INTRODUCTION YOU LANDLUBBERS

-Et-Her

Which side of the family gave you the cute floppy ears?

First of all! They're not cute-

But, ay inherited them from me ma,,,

Wow, a thriple threat!

But do calm down, as much as I appreciate the enthusiasm, I sadly have my hands full with the whole "war."

But let me shed some light on your questions~

You have a very keen eye to spot my talons, but no I'm not part "bird". I am actually a shapeshifter, from my... Ugh, "father's" side. And this beak? Is my trusty mask, my mother's old one that I fitted for new adventures...

Two:

Yes I have had Scurvy! Wich was the reason I am currently undead. 21 years since my death, wich I'd rather not dwell on too long... And if I see that roach commenting about the "bliss" of death, I will hang myself with his intestines-

Krhm... But anyway Number three-