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1. Bright, though not tied down to anyone in particular, is married to like eighteen different people for tax reasons

2. There’s a rumor that if you go to the clockwork at 4:28 am you’ll see a man with a bullet wound through the head walking around (Iceberg’s Ghost.)

3. Dr Light unironically is really good at singing, if she wasn’t a researcher she’d be in something opera related

4. Clef likes to be in the walls of the foundation…for some reason

5. Mann knew Crow before he got turned into a dog and they were actually pretty close (imagine your situationship getting turned into a dog)

6. Trebuchet and Rights were neighbors growing up but don’t remember each other, rights even babysat Trebuchet when she was a baby

7. Clef calls Trebuchet “Bite Sized,” He is the only one allowed to do this

8. Bright likes to climb on people, mainly Kondraki

9. Gears still has the gun iceberg used locked away in his desk

You know which Matt Damon movie with that plot line I'm not seeing? Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

(inspired by asks ive been getting !! )

Dr. Everett Mann:

Dr. Agatha Rights:

Dr. Simon Glass:

Dr. Arias ''Paradox'':

Dr. Laurie 'Embers' Hoffman (rewrite):

Dr. Sophia Light:

James Talloran:

Dr. Julian Finn 'Iceberg':

Dr. Benjamin Kondraki:

Dr. Zyn Kiryu:

Dr. Alto Clef:

Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian:

Dr. Rodney Gerald:

if you're a big fan of ANY of these characters, please lmk if the smell is accurate !! if it's not i can remake it for you loll i kind of went with my intuition on this one

the website i used for this is fragrantica btw

-Dr. Bright is known to have an extensive knowledge of pop culture references, often quoting movies and songs inappropriately during serious meetings, which both annoys and amuses his colleagues.

-Gears is a meticulous planner, and he keeps a detailed journal of every experiment he conducts. He believes that documenting every detail helps prevent future anomalies and ensures that knowledge is preserved for future researchers.

-Clef has a ritual of visiting the containment chambers of SCP-999 on a weekly basis, believing that the creature's happiness is a barometer for the well-being of the Foundation as a whole.

-Every evening, after a long day of containment procedures and scientific analysis, Dr. Kondraki has a surprisingly meticulous routine of tending to a small, unassuming bonsai tree in his private quarters. He often finds a quiet solace in its slow, deliberate growth, a stark contrast to the volatile nature of his work.

-Dr. Iceberg doesn’t form many bonds, but when he does, they are absolute. If someone earns his trust, he becomes quietly protective in a way that’s almost invisible—until someone else tries to endanger them.

-Many young researchers arrive at the Foundation completely unprepared for what they’re about to experience. Dr. Glass quietly keeps an eye on them. He’s the kind of person who notices when someone looks exhausted, overwhelmed, or frightened. He may not confront them directly, but he’ll find a way to check in.

-Dr. Paradox can identify when someone is lying within minutes of speaking to them—not because he has some supernatural ability, but because he’s spent years studying microexpressions, speech patterns, and behavioral inconsistencies.

-Dr. Rights has a terrifying “Mom Voice”. Most personnel know Dr. Rights as kind and patient, but when someone crosses a line? Everything changes. She doesn’t yell. She doesn’t threaten. She simply uses a very specific tone. The moment that voice appears, entire rooms go silent.

-Dr. Light has a locked desk drawer that everyone assumes contains classified documents. In reality, it’s filled with candy, energy bars, and emergency chocolate for long research nights.

-Despite his reputation, Dr. Gerald is actually very careful when working with genuinely dangerous anomalies. The reckless behavior usually appears during lower-risk testing. When something poses a serious threat, he becomes surprisingly focused and professional.

-Dr. Trebuchet's colleagues swear she doesn’t sleep. Not in the metaphorical “I work too hard” way—more like she schedules sleep the way most people schedule dental appointments: reluctantly, and only when forced by medical personnel or an SCP with memetic influence that induces unconsciousness.

-Dr. King prefers long-term containment cases where he can build patterns over time. Rapid crisis response situations frustrate him—not because he can’t handle them, but because he considers them “statistically noisy.”

-Dr. Edison has a habit of naming experiments after mundane objects (“Toaster Protocol,” “Desk Lamp Scenario,” “Kettle Run”), which deeply confuses junior researchers until they realize the names are usually the only non-lethal thing about them.

-Dr. Cimmerian is surprisingly tolerant of ethical debates, but only up to a point. Once a discussion starts looping, he tends to end it with variations of: “We are not doing philosophy with a contained memetic hazard. We are doing paperwork so we don’t all die.”

-Dr. Mann has an unnerving habit of remembering people’s baseline vitals without ever looking at a file twice. Staff swear he once corrected a nurse’s charting error just by glancing at a hallway interaction.

-Dr. Roth is known for never raising her voice. Ever. In fact, multiple personnel files note that she maintains the same tone whether she’s discussing lunch plans or a containment breach involving a reality-eating manuscript.