#doyaliker

Albertsstuff making an Elliot joke.

His questions:

Will I get into trouble if I dump a drink over someone's head?

Yesterday I was sitting in Panda Express, drinking a pepsi and eating my dinner. Then I see teenage guy walk in with his girlfriend. He looked about 17, 2 years younger than me! and he had a hot girlfriend with him.

I am 19 years old and I'm still a virgin; never had a girlfriend of even kissed. Because of this I feel a great deal of hatred towards other men who have girlfriends. Whenever I see a guy with a hot girlfriend in public I get very, very angry.

So this insolent young couple starts kissing each other while they are waiting for their food, and it was torturing me. I was boiling with rage. Here I am, a 19 year old, watching someone 2 years younger than me enjoy my heart's desire, right in front of me. This couple then left the restaurant once they got their food, and walked down the street. I looked at my cup of pepsi and saw an opportunity for revenge. I left the store, ran after them, and poured my cup of pepsi over both of their heads. They were completely drenched. Then I ran back to the store, too excited to pay attention to their reactions. I got a free refill and finished my dinner, a satisfied grin on my face.

Ever since that moment, I've been a bit worried that there is some kind of law against doing that. I'm always worried about breaking the rules. I didn't pick a fight with them or anything, I just drenched them in pepsi. If they tell on me, I won't get in trouble, will I?

(He repeatedly asks this same question though formatted slightly different each time.)

Guys who are half white half asian?

Are girls attracted to guys who are half white half asian?

Would you date one? Why or why not?

Guys who are half white half asian?

What do girls think of them?

Would you date one? Why or why not?

Can I get a gun in California if I receive SSI benefits?

If I receive SSI benefits in California for having mild autism and anxiety, can I still buy a gun?

I’ve tried asking this question before but have only received a few rational replies. Can some experts on this subject please help me out here?

Would applying for SSI benefits disqualify me from buying a gun in California?

To apply for SSI benefits I would have to say that I have a disability. Would that disqualify me from purchasing a gun in California?

Sexual opportunities in the Air Force?

I am 19 years old and a virgin. I’ve never touched a girl in my life, yet I think of sex every second of every day.

My parents are pressuring me to join the Air Force. I would join, but my concern is that I won’t have any opportunities to finally have sex. I hear many people say that there’s absolutely no chances to have sex in any branch of the military.

The thought of living another 4 years (and if I do join, 4 tough years) without sex... well, it tortures me to even think about it.

So I ask this to men who have been in the Air Force: Were there any sexual opportunities during your time in the Air Force?

Honest, serious answers please.

And for those of you who would say “get a prostitute”.. I will never get a prostitute, because that defeats the whole purpose of sex. A prostitute would sleep with anybody who pays them. I want to feel special. I want a girl to want me as much as I want her.

His answers:

Who is the best Avatar villain?

The best villain: Zuko, from season 1 You forgot to list him.

My muscles hurt from 5km run. what can i do?

rest

Why do people like to have sex?

I can only imagine that it feels like heaven. Too bad all I do is imagine. Those evil bastards that actually get to experience it are all greedy jerks.

Do you like staying up really late at night?

Yes

How do you get a girl to like you in 7th or 8th grade?

You're way too young to be thinking about such things.

What is your eye colour?

Brown

Bullied by boys so much, I can't even think of them anymore?

You're mixing with the wrong type of guys.

Should there be a special place in hell for people who talk in movie theatres?

Definitely yes.

What's something a lot of people are ignorant about?

History, the world...

I want custody if my little brother?

You’re 20. That’s way too young to have custody of a child. 20 year olds can’t even take care of themselves yet. Most 20 year olds still live with their parents.

Is 5ft 8.5in short for 16?

Are you an idiot? That is very, very tall. I am 19 and the same height as you. I fucking hate it when people younger than me are taller.

Never got the college dating nostalgia?

If you’ve hung out with jocks then you’re just as evil as them. Horrible jerk.

Where can i buy a chair like this?

I’ve seen them at Office Depot.

Why people de-clawed cats ,it is inhumain?

So the cat doesn’t scratch the owner.

What is love and why do i like/love him so much?

Stupid little girl. So what if he doesn’t like you? There are tons of other guy out there.

How do I choose which person to date? ?

The best choice is the one who is a nice, quiet gentleman.

Supernatural question! help!?

First you need to find out if you actually had a past life.

If i was given a yellow ticket for shoplifting, will this be put on a criminal record?

Yes, it will be on your permanent criminal record.

Is it ok to live alone?

It is hell. And it’s very sad because some people have no choice but to be alone.

Why do SO many guys hate Justin Bieber?

Because of slutty whores like yourself who are obsessed with a guy like Justin Bieber who you don’t even fcking KNOW. There are so many decent guys out here who try so hard just to get one girl. It’s not fair.

Why do people hate Justin Bieber?

Because we find it ridiculous how all these girls are obsessed with him when so many other guys out there have to try so hard just to get one girl. It’s unfair and it’s unjust. Justin Bieber is a thief who steals all the attention of girls from all the nice, decent guys out there.

Massive national disaster hit Japan... so why no looters like in New Orleans?

The Japanese are very respectful.

Is it ok to flirt with other girls if you have a girlfriend?

No it’s not, you spoiled ungrateful douchebag. Some people would kill to have a girlfriend, and you’re taking advantage of it, you depraved jerk.

Can you become a Navy Seal with a juvenile record?

I don’t see any reason why you shouldn’t be able to.

My little brother was beat up by a middle schooler?

Report them for a hate crime. They will be severely punished.

Do Women Desire Men Sexually and Do They Get Sexuall Pleasure From Men and the Essence of Men.?

No, they don’t. I’m a man (well, legally I am because i’m 19) and women have never even talked to me.

How long does it take to get use to braces?

About 4 months, I would say.

I’m 16years old and since the last 2 days my rightside if my balls started hurting??!?? ?

No one wants to die a virgin, but some are doomed to that fate. It’s a cruel would, I know.

Does arthritis makes your knee grind? Please help:) ?

His bedroom is on the other side of that slider door with all that black paper covering it, which I‘m sure has been seen more than the rest of the apartment, but given that many posts that did upload the pictures were taken down, I will still post them later anyways.