its not letting me @ phoenixofthestars, but im posting this anyway. imma try to be civil here, but i watched lwymmd and have dithered over this reply for a couple hours, and...this is as coherent as i can get it. keep in mind that I've been up for about 20 hours on very little sleep, and if i say something awful please try to hear me out anyway.
a lot of Taylor's fans are really young, really impressionable children. maybe you have the experience and maturity to know it's satire but they probably don't, and they hear it and that's how you get manipulative pieces of shit that do shitty things and then say "lol #lwymmd!1!1" taylor either knows this or she's dumb as a rock, and As A Role Model she has to not say bullshit that can be misunderstood like that. do you know how many people I've already watched be a shitty person to their SOs, friends, family, etc. and said basically the exact same thing? do you know how many times i've been screamed at and hit and then told "well if you hadn't _______ then i wouldn't have done it! it's your own fault!"? do you know how many other people have, too? maybe you do. maybe you were abused and emotionally manipulated too. idk. but now there's a Role Model saying it, regardless of how she means it, and people are gonna take that and twist it around. maybe it's not her fault. but she needs to know better.
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elle i am cradling you gently in my hands. i ALSO love that we can just hit each other up with random oc thoughts and go [WILD CHEERING AND YELLING] for it. love this for us. also your worldbuilding and thoughts about atms and broken thrones are so big brained, I would murder for all your characters. you deserve to have a purring cat give you headbutts.
List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. Learn to know your mutuals and followers! (š)
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- u bro,,,,,,,
- pettable animals (ones i can pet or ones my friends send me pictures of)
- at the moment i am having some incredible raisin bread and it's making me v happy
- actually doing art!! even if i don't finish it, it feels good to Do Some
i guess you could consider glacio and lanterna more rare??? i mean, they *are* promo frogs after all (so like, you cant find them in the pond), and unlike the rest of the promo frogs, you can't buy them in the shop. and i'll never reveal my (tumblr) identity! (Ā“ź³`ā)
ohhh gotcha. that's nifty, thanks so much for sharing!! (also thanks for the legendary frog!!! im only level 5 at the moment but i feel Highly Blessed)
don't worry about the full mailbox. the gift popups will keep coming back every time you open the game until you either sell or they go into the mailbox.
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(I know it said words only but idc: this, but a little longer. im not about the Worrying About Short Skirts life.Ā source:Ā https://www.instagram.com/p/Bza-0ZfI6dP/?igshid=hbsnjdcas3zr? )
hey felix? i would die for ui have likeā¦37 ocsā¦so im just gonna talk abt blair!! sheās a lady knight who guards a princess named belle and they fall in love and live happily ever after!!
under a cut because holy SHIT thatās a lot of words.
- blair became a knight three years early, nominally to honor her for saving the life of her kingdomās prince but in reality because her higher-ups were tired of the paperwork she caused when an unpledged squire stepped out of line to likeā¦punch some dumbass who was threatening a servant, or whatever. it caused a lot of headaches.
- eventually she upgraded to giving the king himself headaches and he sent her off to another kingdom, which i canāt be bothered to find the name of right now, because the princess over there needed a bodyguard and also blair would have to report to their king instead. win/win.
- blairās likeā¦i didnāt spend years studying to be a knight to become a ladyās maid in armor but what fucking ever.Ā
- there are SO MANY misunderstandings when she and belle first meet but theyāre friends in a few weeks- blair is a Certified Dumbass. āoh yeah i hold the princessās hand TO PROTECT HER, sheās too short, i lose her in crowdsā āi think about her all the time because itās my JOBā āi choked on my own tongue when i saw her bare shoulders BECAUSE ITāS IMPROPERā
- she knows sheās gay sheās just an oblivious lesbian
- belle pined for like. six months. save her.
- blair: did you just flirt with me?
- belle: have been for the last year but thanks for just now noticing
- there was an instance at a festival when blair was like SOMEONEāS FOLLOWING US, and she yanked belle into an alleyway and belle thought they were gonna make out but instead blair punched a guy
- blair has two moms and many baby siblings!! her dad left her mom with four kids and a farm and then a random lady knight rolled into town and was like āyo Iāll help you do work stuff if youāll let me stay hereā and then later she and blairās mom got married. it was great.
- (blairās lady knight stepmom got kicked out of the local inn for punching the owner when she saw him grope a girl. i love her.)
- blair wanted to become a knight to be like her stepmom!!
- blairās horse was a gift from her stepmom. his name is buttercup. she loves him with her whole heart.
- she loves animals in general!! animals like her a lot too bc sheās very chill. one time a cat came out of nowhere and sat on her lap and started putting and she refused to move until it left
- sheās v tall!! she stands a full head above belle. if she knows sheās gonna be seeing someone she doesnāt like she wears heeled boots for the Intimidation Factor.
- she loves puns So Much
ive run out of things and also this is getting long. thank you for asking!!! god!!! i love you bro youāre the BEST
