DateSana for the ship meme if that's alright~
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave? Yukimura. It started as a horrible attempt by him and his brother to make smores in the microwave. It was disastrous, though their father only laughed when he saw the sugary explosion. What little they scrapped up through was delicious. It is one of the memories Yukimura looks back on fondly as an adult so whenever he feels blue, he turns to his comfort food: microwaved peeps, gooey chocolate, and slightly stale crackers.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex? Yukimura because the cat he adopted has separation issues and he worries about her feeling lonely. When Masamune crudely points out that his dick is kinda lonely with all these interruptions Yukimura ends up punting Masamune out of the room. They make up later and Masamune ends up getting another cat, just so he can finally, finally have some God Darn alone time with his boyfriend without worrying about the cat being alone!
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit? Masamune for sure. Fortunately for Yukimura, whenever Masamune posts videos of him making a sundae in his mouth or walking around in his cartoon print pajamas or anything like that people tend to be drawn in by his utter sincerity in everything and think it’s more cute embarrassing than soul-crushingly embarrassing. Masamune always keeps those videos on hand for when he has a bad day; the videos never failing to put a smile on his face and a warm feeling in his chest.
who breaks the most phones? Yukimura without powers, and Masamune with them. With powers, Masamune’s electricity often shorts out electronics which really sucks when is trying to make a phone call and he gets excited and destroys in the phone in the middle of a conversation. Without powers, Yukimura destroys them simply because he is so active his phones often find themselves falling on the ground or into water and breaking. Sasuke got him an armband to stick his phone, but sometimes he just forgets.
who dies first? In contrast to actual history, Masamune dies first. Ever since the smallpox, he has always been somewhat sickly. When he was young he was able to fight back the illnesses, but as he got older it took longer and longer for him to get better until, one day, he just passed away from a particularly nasty flu. Yukimura, while still fiery, never again had the same passion that he had when Masamune was around to fan it. He died a few years later, peacefully, friends by his side, on the hill where Masamune and him had their first battle so many years ago.
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant? Masamune and it’s more of a genetic thing than anything that has to do with his diet. His dad and his grandmother had it and while he was fine when he was young, it started cropping up as he got older. Luckily his symptoms stayed mild and he was often willing to deal with his bloating to have some mint ice cream when he wanted.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t? BOTH OF THEM. Masamune would swear on his life that he was good at laser tag when he is most certainly not. And Yukimura likes to pretend that he is decent at lying when HA HA HA no. Not only do they do things they think they are good at when they are actually horrible at it, sometimes they’ll do things they know they’re bad at just for fun. Masamune’s alcohol tolerance is a joke and he knows it is—doesn’t stop him from partying it up all the time. Yukimura knows his singing is atrocious but that doesn’t mean he’s going to stop.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed? Masamune gets kicked out a lot because Yukimura, much like when he is awake, cannot stop moving around. They’ll both start in the middle of the bed and Masamune will wake up at like three in the morning mid-fall because Yukimura somehow managed to push him away with his weird, flaily limbs. If they both make it to morning, Yukimura gets kicked out because he is a morning person and Masamune will absolutely not suffer any greet the day shit before at least nine.
who uses the computer most? Masamune. He is constantly mixing music, working with the family business, and keeping in touch with his various associates on the computer. It’s not too much of a problem for Yukimura, who prefers his phone when he uses technology at all, but when anyone else comes over and needs it, there will need to be bribes made to lure the dragon from its nest.
