@secretlywingedphantom said Oooh. Please tell me about "3 out of 5." Are those gold stars, lol?
This one irks me because it's basically a fairly decent oneshot that's been written for like six weeks plus! It was meant to be for the GOAD smut war and was somewhat inspired by @gingiekittycat's take on heavenly surveillance meaning anything Aziraphale 'saw' could be seen by heaven. This was in her brilliant fic We Can't Keep Meeting Like This (run don't walk!).
So, like, I ran with this premise and thought it could make for some super hot smut, if Aziraphale couldn't see or hear anything because then heaven would know, but sex could be hot as hell with just touch, smell and taste (hence the 3 out of 5).
Off I went to write my hot smut and instead it became this ridiculous angst fluff piece thing, where Aziraphale came back from heaven, starving for Crowley and also needing to warn him, needing to tell him shit, but of course, unable to do much at all because of the surveillance. And it ends up being this dumb love confession, kissing/crying thing and they're too miserable to do any hot sense-deprived fucking. So it's just sitting there, unacceptable for the smut war. And there's a second chapter I should write, where Crowley goes up to heaven because fuck this, and that smut it out there.
But yeah, can't post the 5400 words of whatever it is until I write the other chapter and there are like... so many other things that are closer to done now.
