#doomux

DAVE: going to meetings DAVE: writing stuff down DAVE: you love that nerd stuff SOLLUX: wriiting down thiing2 ii2 nerdy? what do you do? DAVE: just forget stuff like a cool person

DAVE: alright fine DAVE: if you guys wont help me DAVE: i guess ill just get myself off RUFIOH: SOLLUX: DAVE: DAVE: context DAVE: context was important on that one

DAVE: tell him DAVE: thats what friends do SOLLUX: nope. SOLLUX: iim gonna waiit tiill iim on my deathbed, get iin the la2t word, and then diie iimediiately. DAVE: thats your plan for dealing with this SOLLUX: that2 my plan for dealiing with everythiing. SOLLUX: ii have 2eventy 2even argument2 iim goiing two wiin that way.

SOLLUX: do you want two know how ii actually hurt my wrii2t. DAVE: yes SOLLUX: ii wa2 hula hoopiing. SOLLUX: ii attend a cla22 for fiitne22 and for fun. DAVE: oh my god SOLLUX: iive ma2tered all the moves. SOLLUX: the piizza to22, the tornado, the 2corpiion, the oop2iie-doodle. DAVE: wait DAVE: why are you telling me this SOLLUX: becau2e no one wiill ever beliieve you. DAVE: DAVE: you sick son of a bitch

SOLLUX: waiit a 2econd, 2triider. SOLLUX: you bu2ted through a wiindow for no rea2on? DAVE: basic police tactic sollux DAVE: cover every exit SOLLUX: iit wa2 a 2ealed wiindow on the fiifth floor. SOLLUX: you could have ju2t gone iin the door with rufiioh. DAVE: yeah but then what would my catchphrase have been DAVE: knock knock DAVE: whos there DAVE: justice DAVE: ooh thats actually amazing DAVE: rufioh write that down RUFIOH: already d1d.

DAVE: im nineteen DAVE: im a celebrity DAVE: and today DAVE: im gonna die RUFIOH: not one word of that 1s true.

DAVE: we should celebrate DAVE: why dont we go to a bar and drink in silence SOLLUX: cool. SOLLUX: 2ound2 good. DAVE: no DAVE: i was being a bitch DAVE: how did you not pick up on that

DAVE: oh come on DAVE: im a few minutes late so youre going to call me out in front of everyone SOLLUX: good iidea. SOLLUX: everyone, gather around 2o ii can call out 2triider iin front of you.