#doomedsession

[11:32] GR: she's all twitchy

[11:32] GR: maybe you should ease up orRR somethin'

[11:35] FG: all i did was kn✪ck a few b✪✪ks ab✪ut. her reacti✪n was n✪t expected. but i understand. i will try t✪ c✪nverse with her s✪✪n en✪ugh. granted she actually decides t✪ resp✪nd t✪ me. which she might n✪t. c✪nsidering.

[11:35] GR: that's good

[11:35] GR: they say talkin' and whatnot is good

[11:38] FG: i d✪n't kn✪w wh✪ they are. but i will take their w✪rd f✪r it. very well. i shall g✪ ahead and d✪ that n✪w. bef✪re i have the chance t✪ f✪rget. ehehehe.

[11:38] GR: you got some kinda busy ghostly schedule orRR what

[11:38] FG: n✪.

[11:39] FG: that is the j✪ke.

[11:39] GR: oh

[11:39] GR: ,,,ey man i'm just a simple huntrRRess ya know

[11:40] FG: it's ✪k. i d✪ubt this w✪uld be the first misunderstanding between the living and the dearly departed.

[11:41] GR: nah it's not cause yourRR dead orRR nothin' it's just cause i'm a bit slowerRR on the uptake

[11:41] GR: but ya know it takes all kinds, can't always be the best at everRRythin

[11:42] FG: it's fine if y✪u're sl✪w.

[11:42] FG: i have all the time in the w✪rld t✪ wait f✪r y✪u.

[11:43] GR: pffttthahahha

[11:43] GR: you'rRRe arRRrRRight! i wish you was alive so i could sharRRe my buffalo jerRRky

[11:43] GR: it's a shame you went and kicked it so you can't neverRR taste urRRsais's famous buffalo jerRRky

[11:44] GR: i'm sheddin so many tearRRs ferRR ya rRRight now

[11:49] FG: hahaha. y✪u sh✪uldn't cry f✪r me. i'll be alright.

[11:51] FG: it's always hard t✪ tell what fate has in st✪re f✪r y✪u. but it's g✪✪d n✪t t✪ l✪se h✪pe. because wh✪ kn✪ws? maybe ✪ne day we c✪uld meet in the flesh. th✪ugh i find that t✪ be a rather absurd idea by this p✪int in my afterlife. ehehehe. it's just always a g✪✪d idea t✪ be ✪ptimistic even when y✪u've g✪tten t✪ssed s✪me pretty bad thr✪ws.

[11:53] GR: woah that's a lot a grRReen text t' squint at

[11:53] GR: gimme a minuite herRRe

[11:54] GR: yeah we can totally meet one day delphi! I don't carRRe if ye'rRRe all um

[11:54] GR: incorRRpyrRReal

[11:54] GR: you can thrRRow books at me

[11:54] GR: pffthehheh

[11:54] GR: 'ey check it out what mugrRRan just helped me discoverRR

[11:54] GR: (✪㉨✪)

[11:54] GR: prRRetty cool huh?

[11:57] FG: that's great. ehehehe. the face even has my little stars in it!

[11:58] GR: yeah that's why i picked it to show ya but i also figgerRRrRRed out some norRRmal ones like

[11:58] GR: (o(w)o)

[11:59] FG: ʕಠᴥಠʔ

[12:00] GR: pfffthehehehhe!

[12:00] GR: (♥ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡

[12:03] FG: ehehehehe. this amuses me t✪✪ much. (u㉨u♥)

[12:04] GR: me too! i'm gettin' kinda flusterRRed

[12:04] GR: i think i'll only save these ferRR special occasions

[12:04] GR: (^(エ)^)

[12:07] FG: then i'll m✪st certainly l✪✪k f✪rward t✪ seeing y✪u use them whenever that may be! ʕ✪ᴥ✪ʔ

[12:08] GR: damn now seein' YOU use 'em is makin' me all flusterRRed

[12:18] FG: s✪rry. i can bearly c✪ntr✪l myself! ehehehehe.

[12:20] GR: sdkjfalskdjfsa

[12:20] GR: holy fuck girRRl

[12:32] GR: ey delph

[12:33] GR: i gotta split beferRR the night rRRuns out

[12:33] FG: alright!

[12:33] FG: there's always time t✪ talk later.

[12:33] GR: peace!

[10:03] OS: i'µ s{orry i s{oun∂ really ƒucking stupi∂

[10:03] OS: but ∂i∂ y{ou¸ it seeµe∂?

[10:03] OS: t{o{o c{oinci∂ental i ∂{on't kn{ow?

[10:03] OS: ∂i∂ y{ou kn{ock it {over?

[10:03] OS: ∂elphi?

[10:04] FG: h✪w c✪uld i kn✪ck it ✪ver. i'm all the way ✪ver here. ✪n the ✪ther side ✪f the c✪mputer screen. where i've been. the wh✪le time.

[10:04] OS: what?

[10:04] OS: are y{ou saying¸ µy c{oµputer is p{ossesse∂?

[10:04] OS: {or well¸ n{ot µy huskt{op¸ the huskt{op i'µ using˛

[10:05] OS: i knew it was a ba∂ i∂ea t{o take resi∂ency here

[10:05] FG: hmm. i d✪n't kn✪w. even b✪✪kcases have t✪ live it up s✪metimes. maybe it wanted t✪ fall ✪ver.

[10:07] OS: n{o¸ that w{oul∂n't µake sense

[10:07] OS: i have stu∂ie∂ with the physinihilists

[10:07] OS: that w{oul∂ n{ot be plausible¸ unless {one was un∂er water

[10:07] OS: which we are n{ot¸ i aµ n{ot elite en{ough

[10:08] FG: are y✪u telling me the b✪✪kcase. d✪esn't have h✪pes and dreams. maybe even a family. y✪u d✪n't kn✪w the b✪✪kcase. y✪u d✪n't kn✪w what it's been thr✪ugh. wh✪ are y✪u t✪ judge what it can and can't d✪.

[10:09] OS: well i supp{ose¸ a b{o{okcase lusus w{oul∂ be plausible

[10:09] OS: but it is n{ot appearing t{o be as such

[10:09] FG: p✪✪r b✪✪kcase.

[10:09] OS: unless¸ it's s{oµe s{orte∂ µutate∂ lusus ab{oµinati{on that sh{oul∂ have been culle∂

[10:10] FG: w✪w.

[10:10] OS: i'µ sure it has µany {other w{on∂erƒul attributes

[10:10] FG: ruthless.

[10:10] OS: i never sai∂ i agree∂ with it

[10:10] OS: the systeµ is ruthless¸ that is h{ow it is

[10:10] FG: i kn✪w.

[10:11] OS: that is why i aµ living here¸ i ƒ{oun∂ an a∂∂ {on tr{ollcraiglist ƒ{or it

[10:11] OS: it w{oul∂ be ∂anger{ous t{o live near {others {oƒ µy caste

[10:13] FG: well. that's awfully c✪nvenient.

[10:13] OS: yes¸ but i aµ w{orrie∂ ab{out this place

[10:14] OS: there are a l{ot {oƒ ruins in the un∂ergr{oun∂ setting {oƒ it

[10:14] OS: i ∂{o n{ot trust this place at all

[10:14] OS: h{owever i trust it µ{ore than µy c{oµra∂es¸ {obvi{ously

[10:15] FG: then it can't be all that bad.

[10:15] OS: unless there are secrets ab{out this place¸ i ∂{on't kn{ow {oƒ yet

[10:15] OS: like the n{ot-s{o-ran∂{oµ µ{oveµent {oƒ b{o{okcases

[10:16] FG: hehehehe.

[10:16] OS: {or the littlere∂ ƒlasks ∂{ownstairs

[10:16] OS: there is ∂eƒinitely s{oµe things i aµ ign{orant t{o here

[10:16] OS: pr{obably purchasing a gas µask w{oul∂ be a sµart investµent

[10:18] FG: in y✪ur place. i w✪uld find the mystery ✪f it all rather fascinating. are y✪u t✪ tell me that unraveling its secrets d✪es n✪t excite y✪u in the slightest bit.

[10:19] OS: n{o n{ot really

[10:19] FG: ✪h. ✪kay.

[10:19] OS: iƒ the secret was ∂eath; then there w{oul∂ be n{othing t{o unravel

[10:19] OS: unless y{ou believe in the {obscene religi{on {oƒ {obn{oxi{ous¸ ƒ{oul cl{owns

[10:20] FG: n✪. i d✪n't really. like cl✪wns.

[10:21] OS: well y{ou can see µy p{oint then

[10:21] OS: iƒ assuµing i like∂ µysteries¸ which i ∂{on't¸ but iƒ i ∂i∂

[10:22] OS: an∂ a µystery was t{o{o ƒatal i c{oul∂ get kille∂

[10:22] OS: that w{oul∂ prevent the c{oµpleti{on {oƒ ƒurther µysteries¸ right?

[10:22] FG: yes. i d✪ believe that's true.

[10:23] FG: but n✪t all mysteries. are fatal.

[10:25] OS: iƒ they are n{ot ƒatal th{ough

[10:25] OS: are they really w{orth s{olving?

[10:26] FG: that's what makes them truly mysteries.

[10:27] OS: ughhhhhh

[10:28] FG: hehehehehe.

[10:30] FG: hey.

[10:30] FG: hey.

[10:30] FG: hey.

[10:30] OS: what?

[10:30] OS: what ∂{o y{ou require?

[10:30] FG: what's.

[10:31] FG: what's blue and gray. but red in the face.

[10:32] OS: i ∂{on't kn{ow

[10:32] OS: please¸ explain

[10:32] FG: y✪u.

[10:32] FG: ehehehehehehehehehe.

[10:32] OS: h{ow aµ i re∂ in the ƒace?

[10:32] OS: i'µ a cerulean¸ that ∂{oesn't µake sense

[10:32] OS: wait

[10:32] OS: h{ow ∂{o y{ou kn{ow what µy ƒace l{o{oks like

[10:32] OS: ;;;;;;

[10:33] OS: what is g{oing {on?

[10:33] FG: i guess that's a.

[10:33] FG: mystery.

[10:33] OS: y{ou live here¸ y{ou µust live here

[10:33] OS: th{ough i w{oul∂ think a yell{ow-green w{oul∂ live in a µ{ore urban resi∂ency

[10:33] OS: unless

[10:33] OS: unless¸ y{ou're

[10:33] OS: a liµebl{o{o∂?

[10:34] OS: that¸ w{oul∂ µake sense¸ with y{our text c{ol{or

[10:34] OS: this is surreal

[10:34] FG: hmmmm.

[10:34] OS: but where¸ are y{ou?

[10:34] FG: s✪mewhere.

[10:35] OS: i think¸ i'µ g{oing back t{o the realt{or

[10:35] OS: i can't han∂le this

[10:35] FG: aw. and here i was. getting all excited.

[10:36] OS: i'µ s{orry t{o be a ∂isapp{ointµent

[10:36] FG: dang.

[10:36] OS: i'µ g{oing t{o leave n{ow

[10:36] OS: i w{on't see y{ou s{o{on

-- ornamentedSaboteur [OS] ceased pestering fortuitousGrandeur [FG] at 10:36 --

[10:37] FG: sp✪✪ky stuff.

[10:40] OS: n{o

[10:40] OS: {okay¸ ∂eep beraths¸ µugran just¸ walk away

[10:40] OS: y{ou're just being ri∂icul{ous again just

[10:40] OS: we'll g{o the realt{or t{oµ{orr{ow right?

[10:40] OS: right?

[10:40] OS: RIGHT?

[10:40] FG: maybe.

[10:41] OS: right?

[10:41] OS: {okay yes¸ please ∂{o n{ot pester µe again˛

[10:41] OS: y{ou are biting {oƒƒ µ{ore than y{ou can han∂le

[08:42] OS: hell{o?

[08:44] FG: hell✪? is that all y✪u have t✪ say f✪r y✪urself? and i w✪rked s✪ hard f✪r that ✪pening statement. we just can't have nice things. can we. h✪w unf✪rtunate everything is.

[08:44] FG: ✪h w✪e is me.

[08:46] OS: i w{oul∂n't call that µe∂i{ocre resp{onse a craƒt t{o be excepti{onally pr{ou∂ {oƒ

[08:46] FG: n✪.

[08:46] FG: n✪. shhhhhh.

[08:46] FG: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[08:46] OS: par∂{on?

[08:46] FG: shhhhhhhhhh.

[08:47] OS: is there s{oµething y{ou'∂ like t{o tell µe?

[08:48] FG: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[08:48] FG: sp✪✪ky.

[08:49] OS: c{oul∂ y{ou be µ{ore speciƒic?

[08:49] OS: is there s{oµething that is b{othering y{ou

[08:49] OS: ¸¸¸¸¸¸

[08:49] OS: ∂{o y{ou nee∂ help; are y{ou in ∂anger?

[08:49] FG: t✪✪ sp✪✪ky.

[08:52] OS: excuse µe?

[08:52] OS: is this s{oµe type {oƒ l{owbl{o{o∂ j{oke that is {out {oƒ µy ƒraµe {oƒ reƒerence?

[08:52] OS: i ap{ol{ogize ƒ{or µy cultural insensitivity

[08:52] FG: what.

[08:52] FG: what. n✪.

[08:52] FG: that's n✪t even it at all. w✪w.

[08:55] FG: i was just trying t✪ be an enigmatic sp✪✪kster. as per usual. that's kind ✪f my schtick. my niche if y✪u will. y✪u d✪ kn✪w what a niche is. right?

[08:55] OS: yes¸ i aµ aware {oƒ such a thing t{o exist

[08:56] OS: s{o y{ou just ƒin∂ {over∂raµatic¸ panic-in∂ucing gestures t{o w{ork because {oƒ y{our aesthetic?

[08:56] OS: i can appreciate that

[08:56] FG: well. i d✪n't have much else. s✪ i have t✪ w✪rk with what i've g✪t.

[08:58] OS: hehehe i ƒeel that

[08:58] OS: that is what a quirk is supp{ose∂ t{o be aƒter all; representing {oƒ s{oµething that is µeaningƒul t{o y{ou

[08:59] OS: what ∂{oes the star in y{our {o's stan∂ ƒ{or¸ ƒ{or instance?

[09:03] FG: ✪h. that. i used t✪ stargaze a l✪t. i had always been f✪nd ✪f stars. still am. i'm rather ✪ut ✪f t✪uch with the wh✪le pr✪cess these days. th✪ugh i still kept the stars. i spend my time d✪ing much m✪re practical things. like scaring tr✪lls thr✪ugh chat clients. that's a thing i d✪ n✪w. i'd like t✪ think i'm rather g✪✪d at that.

[09:05] OS: {oh yes¸ stars are quite l{ovely¸ th{ough i'µ ashaµe∂ t{o a∂µit i ∂{on't kn{ow t{o{o µuc hab{out theµ

[09:05] OS: y{ou sh{oul∂ talk t{o elyse{o¸ i think he has s{oµe kn{owle∂ge {on the subject

[09:06] OS: y{ou like

[09:06] OS: scaring tr{olls {on chat clients?

[09:06] OS: ¸ ¸ ¸ ¸ ¸ ¸

[09:08] FG: the ✪ne time i sp✪ke t✪ elyse✪. all he did was talk ab✪ut bill nye. which is all well and g✪✪d. but ✪ne can ✪nly speak ✪f bill nye f✪r s✪ l✪ng bef✪re the subject gr✪ws stale.

[09:08] FG: but yes.

[09:09] FG: i am quite pr✪ficient at scaring tr✪lls. thr✪ugh chat clients. als✪ in reality. but that d✪esn't happen quite as ✪ften.

[09:10] FG: i d✪n't particularly enj✪y it. but it gives me s✪mething t✪ live f✪r. a thrill. i supp✪se. s✪metimes i f✪rget what being thrilled feels like.

[09:11] FG: i guess that's why i d✪ it. but it can be quite amusing t✪ watch a tr✪ll jump five feet. straight up. fr✪m their c✪mputer chair. like y✪u alm✪st did. but n✪t quite.

[09:11] FG: well. it's as g✪✪d a reas✪n as any t✪ d✪ it. i supp✪se.

[09:11] FG: d✪ tell me if there's a flaw in my l✪gic.

[09:12] FG: th✪ugh i'm quite sure y✪u will agree with me. well. rather. it's m✪re likely than n✪t. that y✪u will agree with me.

[09:12] FG: s✪rry. i'm rambling. it gets w✪rse with age.

[09:13] FG: that's my excuse. anyways.

-- ornamentedSaboteur [OS] is now an idle chum! --

-- ornamentedSaboteur [OS] is now an idle chum! --

[09:40] OS: i'µ s{orry ƒ{or µy ∂eparture

[09:40] OS: µy lusus was squabbling an∂ i nee∂e∂ t{o appease her

[09:40] OS: but n{o¸ y{our reas{oning is s{oli∂

[09:40] OS: an∂ it's alright t{o raµble¸ i like t{o listen

[09:41] OS: th{ough i'µ n{ot t{o{o ƒ{on∂ {oƒ the sp{o{oks µyselƒ

[09:47] FG: that's g✪✪d i guess. i mean. that y✪u like t✪ listen. because i talk quite a l✪t. if i'm given the ✪pp✪rtunity ✪f c✪urse.

[09:47] FG: i had t✪ get used t✪ the sp✪✪ky business. y✪u'll gr✪w accust✪med t✪ it. in time. maybe.

[09:48] OS: iƒ we play the gaµe i will have t{o¸ unƒ{ortunately

[09:48] OS: it w{on't g{o {over well

[09:48] OS: i will a∂apt because i have t{o¸ at least i aµ use∂ t{o the panic

[09:49] FG: y✪u'd have t✪ be. ✪therwise y✪u'd be t✪✪ terrified t✪ d✪ anything. and that's n✪t very pr✪ductive.

[09:49] OS: n{o it isn't

[09:50] OS: i think i aµ burnt{out ƒr{oµ ƒighting it all the tiµe¸ but n{othing has happene∂ yet

[09:50] OS: that i can be thankƒul ƒ{or at least

[09:52] FG: as l✪ng as y✪u are aware that everything can change in a mere matter ✪f sec✪nds. y✪u sh✪uld be fine.

[09:53] OS: i aµ well equipe∂¸ perhaps t{o{o well

[09:54] FG: t✪✪ sp✪✪ky.

[09:54] FG: ehehehehehehe.

[09:54] OS: what;

[09:55] OS: n{ot this again;;;;;;

[09:55] OS: ughhhh

[09:55] FG: ✪h✪h✪h✪h✪h✪h✪h✪h✪h✪.

[09:55] FG: shazham.

[09:56] OS: -b{o{okshelƒ ƒalls-

[09:56] OS: b{o{o{o{o{o{o{o{owk;;;;;;

[09:56] OS: ;;;;;;

[09:56] OS: ;;;;;;

[09:56] OS: ;;;;;;

[09:56] OS: ;;;;;;

[09:56] OS: ;;;;;;

[09:56] OS: ;;;;;;

[09:56] FG: hahaha.

[09:56] OS: -she leaps kn{ocking the b{o{oks {out {oƒ the way-

[09:56] FG: sp✪✪ky.

[09:56] OS: iµp{oster;;; reveal y{ourselƒ;;;

[02:19] GR: don't do that man, i got a constant vigilance thing goin' on herRRe

[02:19] GR: don't wanna spook the beast ya see

[02:20] FG: right. s✪rry ab✪ut that.

[02:20] GR: it's cool it's cool the beast's hackles arRRe no longerRR rRRaised

[02:21] GR: she has scented the prRResence of an ally

[02:21] GR: pffttttheheheheh

[02:21] GR: what's up my ghost sisterRR

[02:22] FG: n✪thing much. just. y✪u kn✪w. d✪ing my gh✪stly things.

[02:22] GR: what exactly arRRe ghostly things

[02:22] GR: i mean i neverRR talked to anotherRR ghost beforRRe so it's not like i'd know pffthahha

[02:23] GR: you could say "marRRacas" and I'd just have to fuckin believe it

[02:24] FG: well lucky f✪r y✪u there's n✪ maracas. i d✪n't think i've ever ✪wned any maracas. n✪ rumble shakers f✪r me i guess.

[02:25] GR: rRRumble shakerRRs that's rRRight

[02:25] GR: heh heh heh

[02:25] GR: i like that

[02:25] GR: rRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRumble

[02:25] GR: let's get rRReady to

[02:25] GR: rRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRumble

[02:25] GR: may ave got carRRrRRied away therRRe

[02:25] GR: sorRRrRRy

[02:25] FG: there's n✪thing wr✪ng with sh✪wing ✪ff every n✪w and then.

[02:25] FG: live it up while y✪u can.

[02:26] GR: damn, that's gloomy

[02:26] GR: but i getcherRR meanin

[02:27] GR: what was yerRR name again

[02:27] GR: shouldn't go thrRRough the converRRsation bein all confused bout that

[02:28] FG: that's very true. i'm delphi c✪sm✪s. gh✪st extra✪rdinaire. at y✪ur service.

[02:29] GR: fuck yes

[02:29] GR: hell fuckin yes

[02:29] GR: alrRRight well you werRRe prRRoberRRly morRRe competant at rRRememberRRin my name but

[02:29] GR: just in case

[02:29] GR: i'm urRRsais arRRcone

[02:31] FG: it's very nice t✪ actually talk t✪ y✪u. ursais. well i guess. as much as tw✪ tr✪lls (✪ne in which being deceased) can technically speak thr✪ugh a chat client. ✪h✪h✪h✪.

[02:32] GR: i thought the idea was kinda crRReepy at firRRst but you'rRRe actually prRRetty cool

[02:32] GR: i mean you gotta underRRstand the only otherRR experRRience i have with dead people is zombies

[02:32] GR: and god fucking lorRRdy do i hate them

[02:33] GR: ey if yourRR dead ow do you type

[02:34] FG: well. it's n✪t that simple t✪ explain. but i've kind ✪f. taken ✪ver the c✪mputer using my sp✪✪ky gh✪st capabilities. i'm n✪t really typing. m✪re like telling the lapt✪p what i want it t✪ d✪ and say. if that makes any sense.

[02:34] GR: jeezy crRReezy

[02:35] GR: that's kind of awesome

[02:35] GR: you'rRRe like the laptop overRRlorRRd

[02:35] GR: could you take overRR otherRR shit too

[02:36] FG: i can. t✪ an extent. it's easier t✪ take ✪ver things the m✪re simplistic in design they are.

[02:36] FG: i think mugran is afraid that ✪ne day i'll try t✪ take ✪ver her b✪dy.

[02:36] FG: when in reality i c✪uld d✪ just ab✪ut as many things with✪ut having t✪ res✪rt t✪ that.

[02:37] FG: hahahaha.

[02:37] GR: pfffthahah poorRR thing

[02:38] GR: girRRlie's gotta rRReal parRRanoid strRReak

[02:38] FG: i kn✪w. y✪u sh✪uld see h✪w high she leaps whenever i kn✪ck a b✪✪k ✪ver. ✪r sh✪✪t her a surprise message.

[02:39] GR: well damn now i feel all rRRiddled with guilt

[02:39] GR: i might have to tell herRR

[02:39] GR: but then again

[02:39] GR: i don't see how that would make herRR feel any betterRR

[02:41] FG: i'm sure she w✪uld appreciate the gesture. but at the same time. it'll be hard f✪r her t✪ live if she's in a c✪nstant state ✪f fear.

[02:41] GR: "yo the thing that you think is a ghost

[02:41] GR: turRRns out it rRReally is"

[02:41] GR: flawless

[02:41] GR: yeah i'm not gonna do that

[02:41] FG: hahahaha.

[02:41] FG: i think she has an idea. but at the same time. i d✪n't kn✪w h✪w she feels ab✪ut it. which is strange.

[02:42] FG: i'm g✪✪d with feelings.

[02:42] GR: i think she's morRRe scarRRed of otherRR highbloods

[02:42] GR: i mean all those goddamn bluebloods

[02:42] GR: arRRe always thinkin a the most crRReative ways to kill eachotherRR

[02:42] GR: that's why i'm glad i'm a fuckin' peasant

[02:42] GR: at least things arRRe strRRaight forRRwarRRd

[02:43] FG: yes. i've heard that they're all quite diab✪lical. but i w✪uldn't kn✪w f✪r sure. i was rather adept at keeping myself cut ✪ff fr✪m s✪ciety.

[02:44] GR: i think i got ya beat therRRe bud

[02:45] FG: ✪h? h✪w s✪?

[02:45] GR: Well I mean, I'm a completely efishent spy rRRight

[02:45] GR: I'm off the grRRid

[02:45] GR: GoverRRnment don't know I exist

[02:45] GR: Cause my hive got destrRRoyed by rRRocks 'n blah blah blah everRR since then I been nomadic

[02:46] GR: Livin' the bohemian life you get it?

[02:46] FG: i feel y✪u. i wish i w✪uld have been s✪ lucky t✪ lead a life like that. it s✪unds like it's great.

[02:47] FG: i was never all✪wed t✪ leave my hive. s✪ i didn't experience much ✪f the w✪rld. besides what was written in the b✪✪ks my lusus br✪ught me.

[02:47] GR: that sounds horRRrRRible

[02:47] GR: like

[02:47] GR: rRReally fuckin horRRrRRible

[02:47] GR: I could neverRR do that

[02:47] GR: bein trRRapped somewherRRe

[02:47] GR: the thought makes my skin crRRawl!

[02:47] FG: haha.

[02:47] FG: it was all i ever knew s✪ it didn't b✪ther me t✪✪ much. while i was still alive.

[02:48] FG: i was always t✪ld that staying within the hive was necessary t✪ my survival. h✪w ir✪nic that i died within my ✪wn safeh✪use.

[02:50] GR: how'd ya kick the bucket

[02:52] FG: my l✪cati✪n was eventually f✪und by the highbl✪✪ds. they set my hive ablaze and left me t✪ burn. but it was the sm✪ke that killed me. since i was sleeping in my chambers i didn't have en✪ugh time t✪ react. apparently ✪wlm✪m was able t✪ put ✪ut the flames but by then the damage had already been d✪ne.

[02:52] GR: fucking highbloods

[02:52] GR: i'd be an angrRRy ghost if I was you

[02:52] GR: haunt the fuck out of em

[02:54] FG: i was. at first. but in the beginning i was a weak gh✪st. and i wasn't able t✪ d✪ much. sure. i c✪uld m✪ve a table maybe a few inches t✪ the left. make them scrape their knees ✪n the edges ✪r s✪mething. but i c✪uldn't d✪ anything drastic like i wanted t✪.

[02:55] GR: hmph, well if any highbloods trRRy somethin' like that again

[02:55] GR: i'll turRRn 'em into hamburRRgerRR

[02:56] FG: hehehe. and i've g✪t y✪ur back. we'll make them regret their decisi✪ns.

[03:00] GR: I don't like fuckerRRs goin' arRRound thinkin' they can just bully people

[03:00] GR: Without any consyquences

[03:02] FG: yes. i agree with y✪u c✪mpletely. h✪pefully there isn't as much ✪f that in this day and age.

[03:03] GR: well i ain't neverRR seen anything but everRRytime I pass thrRRough the cities it looks prRRetty rRRough

[03:03] GR: I wouldn't live therRRe forRR anything

[03:05] FG: me neither. i'm perfectly fine with haunting my ✪wn hive. thank y✪u.

[03:06] GR: I dunno how elyseo's surRRvived this long honestly

[03:06] GR: I mean I love the kid

[03:06] GR: He's cute as a fuckin' button

[03:06] GR: But his daddy ain't gave him no sense orRR no muscles

[03:07] GR: I guess thyrRRea must be prRRetty tough ferRR both of em

[03:11] FG: ✪r at least has the mindp✪wer. i haven't had the chance t✪ speak with her yet s✪ i can't be t✪✪ sure. but if highbl✪✪d life's anything like it used t✪ be. i d✪n't think elyse✪ w✪uld have a chance. with✪ut having s✪me s✪rt ✪f guardian watching ✪ver him.

[03:12] GR: yeah i mean

[03:12] GR: I don't think she likes me too much ferRR whateverRR rRReason but i'm glad she's therRRe ferRR him

[03:13] FG: indeed. perhaps he'll wisen up ✪ne ✪f these days. but i d✪n't think that's what fate has in st✪re f✪r him t✪day.

[03:15] GR: Eh whateerRR

[03:15] GR: I like him the way he is

[03:15] GR: besides you don't need to be strRRong when you got strRRong frRRiends rRRight

[03:16] FG: i supp✪se y✪u've g✪t a p✪int there.

[03:21] GR: wow this converRRsation got heavy fast

[03:21] GR: I guess that's my doin'

[03:21] GR: SorRRrRRy babe

[03:24] FG: n✪. it's fine. i've just always had t✪ depend ✪n my strength. s✪ the idea ✪f weak being ✪kay is still s✪mewhat fresh in my mind haha. but i see what y✪u mean. s✪ n✪. it's n✪t a pr✪blem at all. i sh✪uld thank y✪u f✪r expanding my perspective. wh✪ said an ✪ld w✪✪fbeast can't learn new tricks. i'm dead and i'm learning m✪re things than when i had a wh✪le library at my disp✪sal. ✪h✪h✪h✪.

[03:24] GR: arRRe you okay

[03:24] FG: i'm fine. i'm fine.

[03:25] GR: look you don't have to act like you'rRRe okay when you ain't okay

[03:25] GR: i ain't the type to judge

[03:25] GR: unless you happen tobe pietrRRo

[03:25] GR: then i'm judging the fuck outta you

[03:25] FG: pfffft.

[03:26] GR: well anyway, you can considerRR me a frRRiend if you want

[03:26] GR: a new frRRiend who you may orRR may not like orRR whateverRR, but still a frRRiend

[03:28] FG: that w✪uld. be nice.

[03:28] FG: i w✪uld like t✪ have a friend.

[03:28] FG: i w✪uldn't mind thinking ✪f y✪u as such.

[03:29] GR: arRRight now we got ourRRselves a carRRe bearRR moment

[03:31] GR: Bask in sis

[03:31] GR: Roll arRRound in it

[03:31] GR: You feel that

[03:31] GR: Yeahhh

[03:33] FG: haha. i feel it. i feel it as much as ✪ne wh✪ is supp✪sed t✪ be unfeeling can. i am attempting t✪ make the c✪mputer d✪ a flip as we speak. that is the magic ✪f friendship.

[03:36] GR: I didn't know you werRRe supposed to be unfeeling. I thought that was kind all that would be left.

[03:36] GR: Huh.

[03:36] GR: I ain't too educated about ghosties orRR nothin tho

[03:38] FG: me neither. and i am ✪ne. chances are i'm n✪t being a very pr✪per gh✪st huh. i need a c✪py ✪f haunting f✪r dummies. i'll never make it big in the afterlife at this rate. what a shame.

[03:39] GR: you everRR look at people naked

[03:39] GR: cause you'rRRe invisible rRRight

[03:45] FG: w✪w. y✪u're straight t✪ the p✪int aren't y✪u.

[03:46] GR: ey man somebody's gotta ask

[03:48] FG: fair en✪ugh.

[03:48] FG: well. i supp✪se it w✪uld be fair t✪ say that my eyes have strayed ✪nce ✪r twice up✪n ✪ccasi✪n.

[03:49] GR: pffthahaha

[03:49] GR: i totally knew it

[03:54] FG: hey. it's just c✪mm✪n curi✪sity. can y✪u really blame a girl f✪r trying t✪ liven up her death. it's n✪t like i can d✪ anything ✪ther than watch hahaha.

[03:55] GR: don't worRRrRRy you can live thrRRough my fantastic rRRomantic exploits

[03:55] GR: which arRRe just rRRevin up

-- grizzledRunagate [GR] ceased pestering fortuitousGrandeur [FG] at 03:58 --

-- grizzledRunagate [GR] began pestering fortuitousGrandeur [FG] at 03:59 --

[03:59] GR: damn that looked drRRamatic

[03:59] FG: i figured y✪u may have left me f✪r a p✪tential suit✪r. t✪ pr✪ve a p✪int.

[03:59] GR: nah i mean

[03:59] GR: i don't have any plans yet

[03:59] GR: TONIGHT

[03:59] GR: who knows what could happen tomorRRrRRow you know

[04:00] FG: i kn✪w quite well. ✪ne can never be t✪✪ sure ab✪ut what fate may have in st✪re.

[04:01] GR: oooh i like it when you get all mysterRRious

[04:01] GR: anyways now I rRReally will leave 'cause i'm fuckin beat

[04:01] GR: seeya laterRR hon

[04:02] FG: farewell.

[04:02] FG: talk t✪ y✪u s✪✪n.

[11:07] GR: yeah but i left shorRRtly afterRR, i don't even know if you'rRRe a lady orRR a dude

[11:07] GR: yep

[11:08] GR: sorRRrRRy, i don't rRRememberRR yerRR name

[11:08] GR: uh Muggle? MurRRanda?

[11:08] OS: {oh yes¸ i aµ ƒeµale

[11:08] OS: µugran is what i g{o by

[11:08] GR: Aw arRRrRRight anotherRR lady in ourRR social cirRRcle

[11:08] GR: that's always what we need

[11:08] GR: morRRe ladies

[11:09] GR: nice to forRRmerRRly meetcha mugrRRan

[11:09] OS: hehehe i ∂eƒinitely agree with that;

[11:09] GR: you bet yourRR ass

[11:09] GR: so what's yourRR deal

[11:09] OS: nice t{o µeet y{ou as wel;

[11:10] OS: µy ∂eal?

[11:10] GR: yeah you'rRRe thing

[11:10] OS: thing?

[11:10] GR: y'know

[11:11] GR: knitting orRR like, mining orRR sellin' drRRugs

[11:11] GR: all trRRolls have a thing

[11:11] OS: {oh h{obby?

[11:11] GR: that

[11:11] OS: well i ∂{on't really have {one particular interest

[11:11] GR: well i mean

[11:11] GR: mostly we have severRRal when we can afforRRd it

[11:11] OS: i try t{o keep µy palette {open t{o a vairety {oƒ p{ossibilities t{o be the best citizen i c{oul∂ be

[11:11] GR: which ya prRRolly can, not to make any assumptuns

[11:11] GR: *assumptons

[11:12] OS: yeah¸ it is a bit unƒair;

[11:12] OS: n{o¸ it's a reas{onable assuµpti{on t{o µake

[11:12] OS: i aµ ƒ{ortunate en{ough t{o have a µ{o∂erate seµblance {oƒ res{ources at µy ∂isp{osal

[11:12] OS: i µ{ostly enj{oy rea∂ing b{o{oks {oƒ art an∂ hist{ory

[11:12] OS: i like t{o c{ollect an array {oƒ µasks an∂ stu∂y ancient µe∂icine

[11:13] OS: but all {oƒ that is pretty b{oring an∂ c{oµµ{on

[11:13] GR: aw so you'rRRe one of those cirRRcularRR highblood types

[11:13] GR: not cirRRcularRR, well rRRounded

[11:13] GR: pfffthahaha

[11:13] GR: prRRomise i'm not callin' ya fat that's just an unforRRtunate coincidence

[11:15] GR: i don't think book rRReadin' is borRRing

[11:15] GR: i mean it's not my thing surRRe but

[11:15] GR: i can see the appeal

[11:15] OS: i ∂{on't kn{ow what i like t{o ∂{o t{o{o µuch actually

[11:15] OS: i'µ sure i have a calling s{oµewhere but i have n{o i∂ea where yet

[11:16] OS: ƒ{or n{ow i'll just try t{o expl{ore the p{ossibilities s{o h{opeƒully i c{oul∂ bec{oµe inƒluential s{oµe∂ay

[11:16] OS: but anyways¸ w{oul∂ y{ou care t{o elab{orate µ{ore up{on y{ourselƒ?

[11:16] GR: i'm surRRe you'll find it i mean you got plenty a time assumin you'rRRe a tough brRRoad and you surRRvive

[11:16] GR: whatcha wanna know

[11:19] OS: i guess y{ou're 'things' then?

[11:19] OS: *y{our

[11:19] OS: like what y{ou like t{o ∂{o in y{our spare tiµe?

[11:20] OS: y{ou strike µe as a huntress-type¸ but i c{oul∂ be µistaken¸¸¸¸¸¸

[11:20] GR: bingo babe

[11:20] GR: i kill things mostly, gatherRR stuff to eat

[11:20] GR: make my own leatherRR and twine

[11:20] GR: make my own jerRRky and clothes

[11:20] GR: therRRe's always somethin' t'do when you'rRRe rRRoughin' it

[11:20] GR: so ya don't rRReally need too many otherRR hobbies

[11:20] GR: but i do have one otherRR

[11:21] GR: i like to film myself with a video camerRRa while i talk to animals

[11:23] OS: {oh

[11:24] OS: ¸¸¸¸¸¸

[11:24] OS: yes that is rather iµpressive t{o be that selƒ suƒƒicient

[11:24] OS: iƒ i was ever in a tuµble¸ i w{oul∂ ∂eƒinitely kn{ow wh{o t{o call

[11:24] OS: assuµing we were {on alright terµs at that p{oint

[11:24] OS: ƒ{orgive µe ƒ{or µy prestuµpti{on

[11:24] GR: yeah at this point

[11:24] OS: y{ou talk t{o aniµals?

[11:24] GR: 'slong as ya don't gun down any of my frRRiends orRR nothin' werRR'rRRe good

[11:25] GR: yeah

[11:25] GR: most of 'em arRRe prRRetty good converRRsationalists but it depends on the animal

[11:27] OS: i ∂{on't plan {on ∂{oing that¸ unless {one pr{oves t{o be a threat

[11:27] OS: senseless slaugther is ƒ{or the µ{ore unc{outh than i

[11:27] OS: {oh ∂{o tell?

[11:27] OS: which aniµals ∂{o y{ou ƒin∂ the µ{ost vibrant?

[11:27] GR: well y'see

[11:27] OS: have y{ou ever talke∂ t{o bir∂s perchance?

[11:28] GR: yourRR crRRows, magpies, wolves 'n rRRaccoons

[11:28] GR: they'rRRe prRRetty smarRRt

[11:28] GR: but don't everRR trRRy talkin' to a goddamn squirRRrRRel orRR beaverRR

[11:28] GR: I usuually only talk to prRRedatorRRs, come to think of it

[11:28] GR: gets awkwarRRd the otherRR way 'rRRound

[11:29] GR: oh yeah

[11:29] GR: corRRvids arRRe the best

[11:29] GR: an' buzzarRRd

[11:29] GR: they know a lot about the migrRRation patterRRns of otherRR prRRey

[11:29] GR: and they gossip, but sometimes they give ya useful tidbits

[11:30] OS: hehehe that w{oul∂ be quite the pre∂icaµent;

[11:30] OS: it w{oul∂ be useƒul t{o have that ability i ∂isgress

[11:30] GR: yeah, plus if you'rRRe nice

[11:30] GR: you can get 'em to watch out forRR ya

[11:30] OS: i w{oul∂ like t{o kn{ow what ∂iƒƒerent aniµals think {oƒ us¸ pr{obably µ{ost in c{onteµpt

[11:30] OS: really?

[11:30] GR: mostly they'rRRe indifferRRent actually

[11:31] GR: trRRolls mostly eat prRRocessed food, and unless yerRR the fuckin'

[11:31] GR: emprRRess's stooge I guess

[11:31] GR: we mostly leave 'em alone

[11:33] OS: that's relieving t{o hear

[11:33] GR: i don't sit therRRe an' chat up animals like i'm chattin' you up

[11:33] GR: they speak diffrRRently acourRRse

[11:34] GR: it's not with worRRds, it's just feelin's and images

[11:34] OS: w{ow¸ that is really ƒascinating;

[11:34] OS: is it in like a l{owbl{o{o∂-psychic way

[11:34] GR: mm yeah i guess it's betterRR than talkin' about the weatherRR hahaha

[11:34] OS: {or like a ∂rug-in∂uce∂ hallucinati{on?

[11:34] GR: do ya rRReally know the differRRence

[11:35] GR: like have ya everRR experRRienced eitherRR

[11:35] GR: pffthahaha

[11:35] OS: hehehe y{ou alrea∂y kn{ow the answer t{o that;

[11:35] GR: you'rRRe prRRetty alrRRight ferRR a blueblood

[11:35] GR: ain't gotten no death thrRReats yet

[11:35] GR: that's a rRRecorRRd

[11:36] OS: ∂eath threats are p{ointless

[11:36] OS: iƒ y{ou really wante∂ t{o kill¸ there w{oul∂ be n{o nee∂ t{o threat

[11:36] GR: sometimes it's fun

[11:36] GR: but only if you don't rRReally feel like killin' anyone

[11:37] OS: ∂eath is n{ot a thing i take lightly¸ but each t{o their {own

[11:37] GR: death is just like the days and the week

[11:37] GR: can't stop it frRRom comin'

[11:37] GR: i made a deal with the buzzarRRds

[11:38] GR: t'eat me so I don't turRRn into no zombie

[11:40] OS: i w{oul∂ rather be a z{oµbie¸ iƒ it w{oul∂ be iµpressi{onable

[11:40] GR: damn

[11:40] OS: ∂eath can't be st{oppe∂¸ but there is n{o reas{on t{o catalyze it

[11:40] GR: bein' a zombie seems like the worRRst thing to me

[11:40] GR: i hate them fuckerRRs

[11:41] GR: i hearRR em in the morRRnin' shufflin' arRRound

[11:41] GR: gives me the fuckin' heeb jeebs

[11:43] OS: they are scary¸ as they pr{ovi∂e the reµin∂er {oƒ eternity

[11:43] OS: an∂ ar{ouse questi{ons iƒ it's a real thing {or n{ot

[11:43] OS: {or a placating c{oncept use t{o keep every{one in their respective h{oles

[11:44] GR: WHAT

[11:44] GR: oh woah

[11:44] GR: i didn't mean t' say that in all caps

[11:44] GR: damn keys

[11:44] GR: but what

[11:45] OS: z{oµbies cann{ot be kille∂; they have the p{otential t{o live ƒ{orever

[11:45] OS: z{oµbies are n{ot scary¸ ƒ{orever is

[11:45] OS: ∂eath brings res{oluti{on t{o cleanse {one {oƒ their µistakes

[11:45] GR: naw i'm prRRetty surRRe zombies arRRe fucking scarRRy

[11:45] GR: everRR had one stumble into yourRR shelterRR by accident

[11:46] GR: shit is fuckin' gnarRRly

[11:46] OS: i've ∂isµeµbere∂ a c{ouple t{o ƒee∂ t{o µy lusus

[11:46] GR: ew man

[11:46] OS: {only ab{out ten {or ƒiƒteen¸ n{othing {ostentati{ous

[11:46] GR: why would yourRR lusus wanna eat somethin' that's been stewin in the sun ferRR days

[11:46] GR: grRRoss

[11:47] OS: it is a questi{on that perplexes µe as well

[11:47] OS: especially since peac{ocks are supp{ose∂ t{o be nearly vegetarian

[11:47] GR: i talked to a couple peacocks once

[11:47] GR: they'rRRe prRRetty obsessed with matin'

[11:47] GR: 's prRRetty much all they think about come to think of it

[11:48] OS: well¸¸¸¸¸¸uhµ

[11:48] GR: hey maybe that's why they'rRRe not picky about food

[11:48] GR: they'rRRe goin' overRR theirRR courRRtship rRRituals 'n stuff

[11:48] OS: c{ourtship is iµp{ortant t{o µaintain the integrity {oƒ the genetic lineage

[11:49] GR: you don't hearRR me knockin' it sis

[11:49] GR: pffttthehheeh

[11:49] OS: an∂ there are ∂isplays {one uses t{o ar{ouse attenti{on t{o lure in partners t{o pr{o∂uce the best line

[11:50] OS: but c{opulati{on is purp{oseƒul¸ n{ot just a sl{oppy ren∂ev{ouz {oƒ {obscene pleasure

[11:50] OS: we can change the subject¸ µaybe?

[11:52] GR: heh heh heh

[11:52] GR: surRRe babe

[11:52] GR: lessee what else

[11:52] GR: how you been gettin' on with everRRyone else

[11:52] GR: you meet that pietrRRo guy

[11:52] GR: dosen't he suck

[11:52] GR: he rRReally sucks

[11:56] OS: things have been alright

[11:56] OS: i sp{oke with elirah the {other ∂ay

[11:56] GR: now elirRRah on the otherRR hand

[11:56] OS: she is g{oing t{o l{o{ok int{o µaking µe s{oµe ∂yes

[11:56] GR: orRR should i say the lovely lady elirRRah

[11:56] GR: therRRe's a high quality converRRsation parRRtnerRR

[11:56] GR: aw cool

[11:56] GR: that's good, she needs herRR little prRRojects 'n stuff

[11:57] OS: yes¸ she is a∂equate¸ th{ough a bit sl{oppy in using 'accuracy' in a l{o{ose an∂ sl{oppy µanner

[11:57] OS: she is quite intelligent

[11:57] GR: she's scads smarRRterRR 'n me

[11:57] GR: she made me some bug sprRRay rRRight

[11:57] GR: and i thought you werRRe sposed to sprRRay it on the actual bugs

[11:58] OS: well that is a reas{onable assuµpti{on

[11:58] OS: th{ough it w{oul∂ be har∂ ƒ{or s{oµe{one t{o have reƒlexes that ƒast i ∂isgress

[11:58] OS: i w{oul∂n't sell y{ourselƒ t{o{o sh{ort th{ough

[11:59] OS: intelligence isn't uniƒacete∂

[11:59] GR: what's that mean

[12:02] OS: it can µaniƒest in a variety {oƒ ways

[12:02] OS: even iƒ y{ou are less¸ say techn{ol{ogically a∂ept then elirah

[12:02] GR: oh arRRrRRight i getcha

[12:03] OS: i'µ sure there are {other areas that y{ou have expertise in¸ such as hunting

[12:03] GR: you got a rRReal nice way a worRRdin' things that arRRen't so nice

[12:03] GR: good quality to have

[12:04] OS: uhµ

[12:04] OS: ¸¸¸¸¸¸

[12:04] OS: thank y{ou

[12:04] OS: i appreciate that a l{ot

[12:04] GR: heh heh no prRRoblem birRRdy

[12:05] OS: anyh{ow¸ i sh{oul∂ get g{oing

[12:05] GR: arRRrRRight

[12:05] OS: sh{oul∂ pr{obably try t{o gather ƒ{o{o∂ beƒ{ore it gets t{o{o light {outsi∂e

[12:05] OS: it was nice talking t{o y{ou¸ ursais

[12:05] GR: watch ourRR ferRR zombies

[12:05] GR: let me know if you need an urRRsais

[12:05] GR: bye

[12:05] OS: i will¸ thanks