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Well, he hadn't been particularly worried until the kid started talking like that. Bear was immediately put off, raising a brow as he looked over this pair again. Zim was the size of a flea next to him, so he really hadn't been looking that close before, just noticed that the "dog" (which he was now severely doubting was a dog), had foam around its mouth. He had really just meant to do the good Samaritan thing and alert the owner to the problem.

And he might have been able to assume the kid screamed like that because he wasn't expecting someone so big, but then he started emphasizing that he was "normal" and "human", which was not a normal or human thing to do at all.

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Looking around Zim's base, Gaz was NOT impressed. I mean, there was a toilet practically in the middle of the room, for starters. Really, that was the least of Zim's concerns. What kind of security system was this, that didn't even notify him of her presence? Gaz's security system would have ripped him to shreds before he even stepped through the door.

This was lame AND disappointing. Dib really talked up Zim's base, as if it were some sort of inescapable, hard to infiltrate, secure building. It really didn't make any sense to her. However, when she really thought about it . . . it kind of did make sense. She knew very well that Zim was incapable of taking over the Earth. Why would his base display any differently? She really should've just gotten her parts to work on Tak's - well, her, ship and left without a word. Letting out a small huff, Gaz crossed her arms over her chest, looking at Zim, his stupid robot, and the rest of the base in disgust.

Zib landed the ship in Zim's lawn, crushing a gnome and lawn flamingo in the process. He hopped out, laser canon in hand, and shot it in front of him like he had practiced for months. A hole went straight through the base, giving him access to the living room... only for him to realize the door was literally wide open. No matter! This wouldn't ruin his dramatic entrance! Zib hopped through the hole he made, canon raised and ready to use it again.

"ZIM! It's been *ten years!" Zib proclaimed, a darkness in his voice as the singed base smoked around him. "Ten miserable years since you ruined my plans to save every universe! And now it's time for me to make you pay, you alien FREAK!" The words were spat with venom, Zib took a deep breath with the intention of continuing the speech he spent so long preparing and rehearsing until...

"Wait what--?" Where... where was Zim? Zib looked around for something, some sign to tell him the whereabouts of his enemy, something other than Zim's robot servant watching tv. Then his eyes landed on a calender. It was a skool day.

*it's been approximately seven months.

"There is such a thing as “zombie ants.” They’re actually just normal ants who’ve been infected by a fungus. But what connects this natural scientific phenomenon to the undead, you ask? Well, when an O. unilateralis spore attaches to a healthy ant, it feeds on the ant’s insides and spreads throughout its body.

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Meg crossed her arms over her chest, staring boredly at the little green guy throwing a fit in front of her. Whatever it was, he was going on about, she could hardly distinguish what he was even saying. The little green-dog-thing was even worse - blabbering and walking around in circles. She was becoming uninterested very quickly, and was considering ending both of their lives. She figured it would probably be a mercy killing more than anything. When there was finally a break in his talking, she sighed loudly.

Her eyes were narrowed, even one could see the action behind her eye patch; nose was scrunched upward. Gross, his skin is green. Out of all of the colours of the rainbow - green was her least favourite colour. No, she despised the colour. She did not mind seeing grass, however, anything else that was green - made her want to gag. It was such an ugly colour, and swore that she would never interact with those who've mentioned green was their favourite colour. People who like green - are terrible people. She learned that the hard way. And because of this strange creature being green - she hates him.

"Ew, why are you green?" Probably one of the nastiest things Aileen has ever said to a stranger. But did she care? No. She hoped she offended this weird looking thingy. Zim was ugly to look at. Ugly bastard.