Perry and Dakota beefing is so funny to me
Dakota just hating on a little guy and vice versa with Perry
Like I can see Dakota purposely putting something that Perry wants on a high self to mess with him
Then the next day Perry hides his favorite coat in a hole because he is petty
A man fighting a platypus a tale as old as time
It's just this time instead of straight up fighting they're just petty messing with each other to anger the other
Reminder that to Doof having an enemy is like having a boyfriend. What do you mean Perry found himself another enemy to hate??
I need this to be a nonstop circle of hate, love, jealousy, and violent sexual tension