#doodle-addict

Joseph always likes an excuse to show off his manliness, and he especially likes an excuse to show it off to you. He’s a braggart through and through; as you take his arm, he’s already talking about how he’s going to protect you and you don’t have anything at all to worry about! Really, he just likes the rush of power he gets from you resting your head upon his shoulder and blinking up at him lovingly. As it turns out, he’s not quite as brave as he thinks he is, and having you so close to him does end up being a comfort. 

Abbacchio loves the spooky part of Halloween, and haunted houses (no matter how fake) are no exception. Even if you’re a little more timid than he is, he’ll try and cajole you; he wants to see how they’ve decorated and how the animatronics and maybe even live actors inside of the house work. He’ll smirk at you and offer; “If you get too scared, amore, you can hold my hand.”. He didn’t reckon on how much he enjoyed the hand-holding, but hell . . . he’s not going to complain about it. 

Formaggio convinces you to go to the haunted house with him, grinning and promising that it will be fun. You’re a little spooked by the idea, but Formaggio seems to be really into it, and spending time with him is never a chore. He’s having the time of his life as he points out the cheesy effects and winks at you and grins and crack jokes - but he’s also having the time of his life because you’re pressed up so close to him, trusting him to protect you. His team don’t put enough confidence in him. He’s glad he’s got somebody fighting his side. 

bruno out here trying to yan me as if i wouldn’t rip open my rib cage and offer him my still beating heart if he only wanted as much

Hahahah, oh god;;;;

UM. I guess. I middle school/early high school I was a wolfaboo? Ok ok so you know like, those girls who really like horses? I was like that but with wolves. And also a weeaboo……… Bad combo. 

My questions for you: 1. Why is your favorite movie your favorite?

Either Hot Fuzz or The Brass Teapot. I like movies that you can rewatch a ton.

2. What was the first thing you remember obsessing over?

Probably Red vs Blue if we're talking about media (Still love it and Roosterteeth). But my first hobby was rock collecting when I was a kid.

3. Would you rather have a miniaturized version of a large animal (like a dog sized elephant or something) or a big version of a tiny animal (a dog sized guinea pig or even a horse sized dog, whatever)?

A miniaturized version! Mostly because they would be easier to feed (Do you know how much my cats eat already? No thanks.) I would love a teeny pig though.

4. Would you rather play a hero or a villain in a movie?

Hmm. I'm more of the dorky best friend of the hero but if I have to choose I'd say hero. No one would take me as a serious threat.

5. What is your dream career?

Legitimately? I would love to be on a writing team. I can't say I would have the confidence (or the skill) to be an actual solo author or screenwriter. 

6. Do you still slightly believe your toys are actually alive and are afraid of hurting their feelings? (dammit Toy Story)

Not really anymore but I did  as a child. I actually was kinda scared of them because I thought they're eyes were creepy. I still can't sleep with dolls in my room.

7. Speaking of, what’s your favorite Pixar movie (Why)?

Monsters, Inc. As a kid I liked the all the different kinds of doors and I liked the part where Boo hits Randall and he turns all the funky patterns. Plus I really liked the credits.

8. You can only eat at one restaurant for all your meals for the rest of your life. what do you choose?

UGH (Chris y u do dis?). Either Maggianos (Great Italian), The Union woodshop (Good Mac&Cheese) or Empress of China (Chinese food- need I say more?)

9. Do you believe in aliens and if so, in what capacity? (microbes, primitive animals, plants, grey humanoids in spaceships, ect.)

I believe there's certainly a possibility! I don't think they're wandering among us or anything but I think there has to be some kind of life somewhere else in the void of reality.

10. Do you believe in parallel universes, and how do you think they work if you do? (a new one created every time anyone makes a decision? One for every scenario anyone dreams up? Just a bunch of crazy shit like a universe where everyone is Nicolas Cage or something)

Once again they might be possible but I don't think we could interact with them even if they exist. I think parallel universes would be created by every possible scenario at any point in time. Like at anytime someone could step in a slightly different way and that would an entire new universe. So there's an infinite number of universes. I'm not explaining this well am I?

11. A witch has turned you into an animal, be honest, what kind of animal do you think you’d be (ask a friend for help)

I've gotten: a chinchilla, a duck, a piglet, and a hedgehog. I am pleased.

Sorry for the weirdness of some of these.

That's alright :) Sorry this is so late.

And now for my questions:

1. If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?

2. Is the most important person in your life A friend, A family member, or A romantic interest?

3.  Are you hungry right now? (Personally I'm always hungry)

4. If could say ten or less words to your past self, what would you say?

5. What kind of sweet do you like? Rich sweet (Cakes, Cookies, Brownies, Ice Cream, Pie) or Candy/ Fruity Sweet (Candy, Popsicles, Sherbet)?

6. What would your perfect day be like?

7. Do you ever want to be married?

8. What’s the best decision you ever made?

9. How do you think your acquaintances would describe you?

10. What's the best compliment you've ever received?

11.  Which fictional character do you personally identify with?