TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY & THE GROTESQUE OR CRIMINAL, NOW DUMB DON TR*MP (trump) HAS ELEVATED (KNEELED?) A WOMAN TO THE POSITION OF "SURGEON GENERAL" BASED SOLELY ON HER MENSURATIONS AND PHYSIQUE.
SHE'S NOT A REAL DOCTOR OF MEDECINE, HAVING BOUGHT HER DIPLOMA OF MEDECINE FROM A CARRIBEAN SO-CALLED "UNIVERSITY", WHICH IS ACTUALLY JUST A STOREFRONT FOR A PLACE WHERE YOU GO AND BUY MEDICAL DOCTOR DIPLOMAS. "GRADUATING" FROM SUCH A SCHOOL IS IN FACT EQUIVALENT TO FINDING AN M.D. DIPLOMA IN A CRACKER JACK BOX..
IT IS BEING REPORTED THAT T.O.A.D. (THE ORANGE ASPIRING DICTATOR) IS EXTREMELY PLEASED WITH HER CURVES, WHICH HE CONSIDERS WILL FLATTER HIM WELL & MAKE FOR GREAT OVAL OFFICE PICTURES, TO LTER HANG ON THE WALLS AT MAR-A-GOGO.
THE FACT THAT SHE RESEMBLES A (FATTER AND SLIGHTLY YOUNGER) (ARM CANDY WIFE & FIRST CHEATED-ON LADY) MELANIA KNAUSS IS SAID TO HAVE BEEN A MAJOR FACTOR IN HER HIRING. BUT THE BIG BREASTS, ROUNDED ASS & PRONOUNCED CURVES ARE WHAT ULTIMATELY CLINCHED THE DEAL....
THERE IS ONE CAVEAT HOWEVER: TR*MP DETERMINED HER TO BE QUITE THICK & TOO PULPY FOR HIS TASTES, SO SHE WAS IMMEDIATELY REQUIRED TO TAKE UP A STRICT ALIMENTARY REGIME, AS SHE'S MANDATED TO LOOSE 30 KG IN VERY SHORT ORDER (OR "YOU'LL BE OUT OF A JOB, KAPISH?", QUIPPED THE ORANGE TOAD TO HER FACE).
SHE WAS IMMEDIATELY INFORMED THAT "WHITE HOUSE BLOWJOBS OF THE POTUS" (formally "WHBotPOTs' - pronounced whi-bot-pots) ARE CONDUCTED INSIDE THE OVAL OFFICE at 10H30AM -and- 5H30PM, & SHE'S TO MAKE HERSELF AVAILABLE ALL EVENING (and MOST OF THE EARLY NIGHT), SINCE SHE MIGHT BE SUMMONED BACK AGAIN IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING TO THE PRESIDENTIAL BEDROOM (A SEPARATE ROOM FROM WHERE GOLDEN WIFEY MELANIA SLEEPS), BEFORE TR*MP GETS UNDER THE SHEETS, FOR A QUICK DOGGIESTYLE LAY...
UPON CONFIRMATION OF HIS CHOICE, TR*MP MUSED: "THAT'S ANOTHER EXCELLENT THING BOUGHT... ERR, DONE... (pardon the slip)". AT WHICH POINT THE MEN ATTENDING THE ANNOUNCEMENT (HEGSETH, LUTNICK & circus clown KA$H PATEL, among others) HIGH-FIVED EACH OTHER & PROMISED TO SHARE HER ORAL TALENT STORIES STRICTLY AMONGST THEMSELVES (& OUT OF THE REACH OF THE PRESS' EARS).
JANETTE NESH., WHOM EVERYBODY HAS ALREADY TAKEN TO CALLING either "DOCTOR JENNY" or "DR. LIPS", IS TO REPORT FOR HER 1st ORAL EXAM on MONDAY MORNING, APRIL 28TH, 2025 in THE OVAL OFFICE HALLWAY. BTW, SHE IS ADDITIONALLY REQUIRED TO WEAR "GOLD FRENCH LINGERIE" (sic) UNDER HER VESTMENTS, WHICH WILL BE HER ONLY UNIFORM DURING THE FEALTY TEST PROCEEDINGS.
"WELCOME TO THE FREAK SHOW, JENN!" WAS TR*MP'S LAST PRONOUNCEMENT UPON DISMISSING HER FOR THE WEEKEND...
