#domesticoded

          cocking back a pistol’s hammer and then letting it fall by firing empty chambers over and over can’t be very good for a gun, but christine is very, very bored. breaking in to the department was easy, but it had been somewhat of a long process.. and waiting for mr. dexter morgan to come back to the homicide lab was even more tedious. vincent masuka would’ve been more ideal, but he usually ends up in one of the strip clubs or brothels actually owned by the saints at night. far less lightly to come back to work. the blood guy will have to do.           the elevator dings, and cherry looks up. doors slide open, and there he is. at least all her waiting was worth something. she wasn’t much looking forward to telling the boss she hadn’t done her job. still isn’t. the woman quickly picks up the magazine from her lap and slides it into the gun, before she gets up from his chair and slips behind the door to wait once again. only a few more seconds. fucking finally. // @domesticoded

debra version.

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           ❛ i think you’re thinking way too hard about it. astor’s like, how old now? how do you think i would have talked to dad if he tried to put me in fucking ballet when i was fifteen? i would have been just as pissed off as she is. ❜           while this may be the case, and deb would have been furious had harry morgan tried to force her into dance, or band, or a club in general, she probably wouldn’t have taken the same attitude with harry as astor did to dexter. on the other hand, dexter’s not REALLY astor’s dad, so deb figures maybe she’s getting old enough to be bothered by that, enough to be rebellious but still too young to be mature and sound. either way, dexter’s little attempt to get rita’s kids into some ‘productive activities’ had backfired on him, so now she gets to hear about the kids and dexter’s problems at home way more often than she cares to. it’s like the guy needs advice about the littlest things. she rolls her eyes. since when does she have her life together more than him?            and on top of that, what the fuck does deb know about kids?            ❛ listen. just leave the kid alone. she knows she better not get into any fucked up shit, because aunt deb will kick her ass if she does. you’re not her dad, dex. you can’t boss her around. she’ll figure out what she wants to do, no worries. ❜

no deb, not until you do karaoke with us... c’mon just one song

also @whichmorgan

we’re married.