#dolycoris

this mango ice cream is actually renowned local citizen Dolycoris baccarum, a teneral adult still lacking its wine color and just barely recognizable as a result. with the wings mostly unfurled and the empty molt nowhere to be found, the sensitive white boy stage seen here was probably not too recent and lasted only about half an hour longer, as i came back to check on it and found it fully pigmented

Almindelig Bærtæge (Dolycoris baccarum)

some time ago, i made fun of a Dolycoris baccarum nymph for looking like a disheveled, recently divorced middle aged man. i want to formally apologize to it because as it turns out they can look infinitely worse. this is your aunt's 19 year old purse dog. this is a straight man's shower drain. this is a french fry after you've dropped it on the floor for zero point three seconds. it could make a killing writing online reviews for crust punk records though

this Dolycoris baccarum's typical slippery maneuvers backfired when it attempted some weird bungee jumping shit to get away from me and instead ended up dangling right in front of my face with nowhere to go and no choice but to have its photo taken. stinkbugs always look kind of perplexed but in this case i don't blame it

Almindelig Bærtæge (Dolycoris baccarum)

Sloe bug (Dolycoris baccarum)

This shieldbug is very common. It feeds off varoius plants and later in the year off fruit as well. You can find it in most habitats with bushes and tall weeds.