#dolly interview

Where do you take a girl on a date? 

I asked this girl to go to a movie and she was like, "What are we, in high school?" I was like, "I like movies!"  

  Ok, so, first off, who was this girl that getting to go to a movie wasn't good enough for her? What did SHE want to do, snort cocaine off the small of his back and then go to Midget Tossing or a cock fight? You see, Kendall, this is the problem with dating somone almost a decade older than you-they're going to be latently afraid that EVERYTHING you like doing is juvenile since deep down, they know they are robbing the cradle when it comes to you. Also, women of a certain age don't want to be seen out in places where people are going to think she's there just to get him into the rated R movie...

  I really hope that "girl's" answer was a deal breaker for him.  I worked part time at a movie theater for almost 5 years, and do you know who goes to movies?  EVERYONE.  It's not a high schooler only activity, even as a date night. 

  His taste in women is HORRIBLE.  Thank goodness his taste in Logans is impeccable.

  And, anyway, he totally redeemed himself in the Best-ever kiss question.

Probably with whoever I was most comfortable with. It just feels right. You know, a good long solid one— if you can just go there and have your face attached to somebody else’s and just be comfortable, it’s nice.