#dokudokus

now the fucking cia miscommunicated with them and they’re gonna kill everyone but I know what they think our message of peace is

you all need to purchase weta’s off the weta market, ok? dont tell anyone why you’re buying all these wetas, just don’t do it, don’t let the greedy weta farmers know about the alien invasion

now take care of those fucking wetas like your life depends on it because it does

when the aliens come what you need to do is walk out of your home and stand in your lawn. hold your wetas over your head and scream “selling wetas” at the top of your lungs

the aliens will come and respond with “BUYING WETAS!!!!!!!!” and they’ll put you in a tractor beam, but don’t worry, it will only take the wetas

you’ll be allowed to co-exist with the aliens and soon we will be able to properly communicate with them

It sucks that the asdf's group has the same name as those fucking videos that Tomska made, which gives the asdfs MUCH less popularity when they are quite possibly the funniest people on the internet I know, and in my personal opinion, without a doubt in my mind they are much better than the Asdf movies.