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#DOFH

Hello everyone! This is a journal to kill time while I think of a topic for my next journal. Should it be something exciting? Or should it be serious? Should I write another story? I might continue the one I started earlier. Coming up with writing ideas is very hard, especially when I have to write 40 of them. But up until now it has been pretty decent. I might have to look online for ideas. Pinterest might have some good ideas. Did I tell you guys about the time I almost ripped my toe off? Well I was in fifth grade. I had stayed home from school that day because I had a doctor’s appointment that morning. As any young child does, I was craving cereal for breakfast. Well since I was a young child and very short I could not reach the cereal bowls, which by the way were really cool because the had a straw built into the bowl. Anyways, to reach the bowl I had to climb onto the counter and when I did I did not propel myself enough forward and up so I fell back onto the floor. When I fell my little toe had become caught in the cabinet handle and when I fell it was nearly ripped off. I did not know this at that time and only realized when I found a trail of blood following me along the floor. My mother rushed me to the hospital where I received 9 stitches in my right pinky toe. To this day I have not climbed on another cabinet.

Expose your phallic members in memory of the Western Lowland Gorilla, who was shot at the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden on May 28th, 2016.