Every time I tell someone about something my dad did they look at me like that side eying monkey plush and it's never anything strictly horrible, but it's stuff like "My dad had a 18 camera security array in his home so I called it the Panopticon and sometimes if I was watching TV I'd hear him from the ceiling go 'hey change the channel I'm bored' because he could log into any of the cameras from his phone'"
and then everyone is in my comments like














