Sun: Canon Postal 1 Dude

Mercury: Angel

Venus: Postal Redux Dude

Earth: Fanon Postal 1 Dude

- The Moon: The Demon

Mars: Postal 2 Dude

- Deimos: The Bitch

- Phobos: Champ

*Ceres: Java Dude

Jupiter: Fanon Postal 3 Dude

- Moons: The fans

Saturn: Postal Movie Dude

Uranus: Postal 4 Dude

Neptune: Notim Portant

- Despoina: Widowmaker

- Galatea: Psychocop

- Proteus: Recidivist

- Other moons: Rest of the comic characters I've yet to add

*Pluto: Canon Postal 3 Dude

*Haumea: Dream World of Brain Damaged Dude

- Hiʻiaka: Brain Damaged Dude

- Namaka: Other Dude

*Makemake: Poostall Royale Doe

*Eris: Shtopor

**Gonggong: Novel Dude

*Sedna: Poostall Royale Dude

- = Moon

* = Dwarf Planet