── ♡ hospital bracelets r the new friendship bracelets ♡
life might be exhausting, but at least i look super cute while dissociating…
✧･ﾟ: chart notes from patient yuri ♡
name: yuri angel
status: emotionally unstable but sooo cute about it
symptoms: crying in glitter, hallucinating, obsession with screaming and laughing (cutely), refusing treatment unless it’s cute and tastes like sweets
diagnosis: stage 4 terminal girlhood with chronic yami kawaii syndrome
prescriptions:
— reposting millions of vents on alt acc through tiktok
— one (1) plushie of monika
— daily dose of music and tears at night
— unlimited webcore scrolling
— serotonin... if you can find it (good luck)
notes: patient insists her hospital bracelet is “a fashion statement”
responds well to compliments, soft pastels, and horror stories.
refuses to take pills unless they match the cuteness.
follow-up in 3 weeks or whenever she stops crying glitter
