who tf even decided #conformitygate would be revealed today?
i hope people realize that just because a theorized date didnāt become true, that does not AT ALL mean that suddenly all the other 14526378919176262 pieces of conformitygate evidence & basic logical reasoning magically vanished.
i get it, most expected it on the Stranger Things documentary because of that one Freddy Krueger āfakeā documentary from the 90s where the villain actually makes an appearance through the 4th wall.
but that was never a guarantee Stranger Things would pull the exact same stunt. it couldāve perfectly just been an inspiration for a āfakeā documentary in a more general sense. like a documentary that is secretly a mockumentary. which, frankly, it REALLY looks like it is.
plus: counting one weekā7 daysāfrom the 6th/7th january (#conformitygateās first ālossā lmfao), it lands on the 13th january.
which would be a lot more akin to the season 1 narrative of Will vanishing on the 6th, people noticing on the 7th, holding his FAKE ābodyā funeral on the 11th, and finally getting him back for real on the 13th.
āRoll a 13 or higher!ā
and Finnās SNL appearance is on the 17thā4 days after that date, which would allow time for people to watch whatever they might possibly be planning to release.
iām not saying it WILL happen, because obviously Iām donāt work for Stranger Things or Netflix lmfao, but.
if hypothetically it WERE to happen, then Iād say this would be the most full-circle, logical way for it to.