who tf even decided #conformitygate would be revealed today?
i hope people realize that just because a theorized date didnât become true, that does not AT ALL mean that suddenly all the other 14526378919176262 pieces of conformitygate evidence & basic logical reasoning magically vanished.
i get it, most expected it on the Stranger Things documentary because of that one Freddy Krueger âfakeâ documentary from the 90s where the villain actually makes an appearance through the 4th wall.
but that was never a guarantee Stranger Things would pull the exact same stunt. it couldâve perfectly just been an inspiration for a âfakeâ documentary in a more general sense. like a documentary that is secretly a mockumentary. which, frankly, it REALLY looks like it is.
plus: counting one weekâ7 daysâfrom the 6th/7th january (#conformitygateâs first âlossâ lmfao), it lands on the 13th january.
which would be a lot more akin to the season 1 narrative of Will vanishing on the 6th, people noticing on the 7th, holding his FAKE âbodyâ funeral on the 11th, and finally getting him back for real on the 13th.
âRoll a 13 or higher!â
and Finnâs SNL appearance is on the 17thâ4 days after that date, which would allow time for people to watch whatever they might possibly be planning to release.
iâm not saying it WILL happen, because obviously Iâm donât work for Stranger Things or Netflix lmfao, but.
if hypothetically it WERE to happen, then Iâd say this would be the most full-circle, logical way for it to.