#doc vamp!reader

Doc vamp!reader is the definition of ‘accidentally flirting’ because the only reason they know so damn much about others is because they’ve been alive for so long they’ve started to learn about everyone around them to entertain themselves. It be more funnier if Doc vamp!reader isn’t even big on romance, they’re just bored and learning what everyone likes just for shits and giggles

I like to imagine this is why Doc vamp!reader is so isolated. It’s not for mysterious reasons, it’s to ensure that they don’t get the Duke treatment. So they’re never mean, the best ass kisser ever, and always quiet JUST to avoid that ending but when they’re alone? When no one watches? When no one can hear? Doc vamp!reader just lets it ALL out. They let all their true feelings and emotions out because if they don’t, they’ll pop in front of people

It has to be so awkward for Dr. Glass when Doc vamp!reader mentions people acting weird around them. Like he KNOWS why but by law he can’t or else O5 will eradicate him. So he just closes his eyes anytime it’s mentioned. He does himself a little game by seeing who mentions Doc vamp!reader the most in ONE session to entertain himself

…you think they have a lying contest? See who can make the most absurd lie until someone outside of the conversation calls them out on it? I can genuinely see those two making it a competition as one of their forms of bonding. Doc vamp!reader likes to side eye Dr. clef when he lies and Dr. Clef will hide his face when Doc vamp!reader so that no one can tell if the other is lying

Doc vamp!reader sees Dr. iceberg as those icy hot patches because first, he’s warm at the sudden skin contact but his natural coldness will overtake ANYONE’S body heat. Dr. Iceberg is kinda like a popsicle for Doc vamp!reader, any other season it’s blood in a cup but hot season? Oh baby it’s time to bite his wrist for that sweet relief of coldness!

I would do this but won’t because I genuinely don’t know how to expand it into an entertaining one shot without making it feel awkward. I’m so sorry! 😭

(Ty so much broski) ​Doc vamp!reader stares at the wall in horror at the fact they accidentally revealed like a minor thing of their diary while the other researchers are frantic to find ways on how to get ‘higher’ on the list just for the sake of being the favorite. Now I don’t know who the favorite of blood would be..that’s up to your imagination

​Vamp doc!reader is that freaky and creepy person you met at a 7/11 after a night shift who despite being weird, is somehow the most chillest person ever besides the fact they’ll randomly ask if they can try your blood before playing if off as a joke. ​Vamp doc!reader definitely uses their research to see who they need to monitor for dehydration or not