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My stop loss triggered this morning on $DNUT. I took a small speculative position in Krispy Kreme as a bit of a gamble—not something I’d normally brag about. I had just received my dividend payout on May 7th, and by the market open on May 8th, the stop loss kicked in and sold all my shares. After doing the math, I walked away with a modest net gain of around $350. Over the past 52 weeks, the…

Grif: Well you can forget it. You heard Sarge, there's no way we're letting you in the base dressed like that.

Donut: Seriously, the blue and red thing is so last year.

Simmons: Well how 'bout this?

Grif: How did you change so fast?

Simmons: I've always been a fast changer. I'm very shy.

Grif: Is that why you wear your underwear in the shower, too?

Simmons: I also never use the bathroom at the base. Only at home.

Grif: Dude, we've been stationed here for like three years.