Castle Ravenloft: in which the purists shit bricks... again.
Strahd: LOL I TURNS YOU WORTHLESS NPC INTO VAMPIRE LOLOLOL
Worthless NPC: LOL YOU BIT THE WRONG PERSON!
Me, the creepy cleric: KYAAAAAHHH!~
(rolls polymorph save)
(fails)
Strahd: Congratulations, you have just become the Vampire Steve Jobs!
Me: Mmm, I do look quite attractive. Hey, wait a minute, you're posing as me!
(meanwhile Worthless NPC swats a swarm of bats)
Fake Me (aka Strahd): RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! I'll fend them off LOL.
(shines a lawful good holy symbol at worgs. My character is lawful neutral.)
Dwarf fighter: Hey wait a minute, you never just come out and yell that you'll fend them off! You're just a crappy cleric!
Strahd: OH SHIT YOU FOUND ME OUT, CURSE YOU!
(vanishes with the pack of worgs)
