#dmmdothack

HELL YEAH THE ONE THING TOUE DIDN'T COUNT ON WAS HIS EXTREEMLY ADVANCED AIS GETTING BORED WHILE WATCHIGN A BUNCH OF PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND WITH GAMES AND FUN.  NO WAY.  TOTALLY CONTENT TO SIT HERE AND WATCH A COMATOSE KID'S BRAIN SLEEP???? HA NO LET'S GO FUCK SHIT UP LIKE THEY'RE NOT EVEN PURE EVIL MORE LIKE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL THEY ARE JUST BORED AND LIEK I GUESS THE PLAN IS IF THEY CAN GET AOBA TO WAKE SEI UP ALL THE WAY SEI AND AOBA CAN TAKE OVER AND THEY CAN FUCK OFF???  THAT MAKES NO SENSE BUT WHATEVER ITS NOT BORINGGGG ALSO YES AT FIRST CLEAR HAS LIKE NO IDEA BUT HE MEETS SOME OLD PROGRAMMER WHO LIKES THE NONVIOLENT PARTS OF THE GAME AND THEY HAVE FUN DOING QUESTS AND STUFF AND EVENTUALLY HE CATCHES ON THAT CLEAR NEVER LOGS OUT AND DOESN'T SLEEP AND STUFF AND OH SNAP HE LOOK JUST LIKE THE MODS??? AND CLEAR WHO IS LIKE YES I AM A TOTALLY HUMAN ARNT WE ALL MADE OF 1S AND 0S WHAT OMG SO PROGRAMMER TEACHES HIM HUMAN STUFF LIKE SINGING AND FAMILY AND GIVES HIM A MASK SO HE WON'T GET ERASED FOR BEING A GLITCH AND ONE DAY HE LOGS OFF TO GO TO SLEEP AND HE NEVER COMES BACK /STABS YOU IN THE FEELINGSSSSSSSSS/

yessss ilu2 i now pronounce us nerd and nerdier the nerds may now smooch

PLUS IT WOULD GIVE HIM LIKE AN AMOUNT OF CONTROL OVER THE GAME (THE CRIMSON MORPHINE KNIGHTS BEING LIKE THE PLAYER RUN POPO) AND YES MACHA WAS MY FAVORITE I CRIED LIKE A BITCH WHEN SHE DIED.  ;U;  BUT IT'S COOL SHE WAS REBORN AND SO WAS REN AND SHIT WHAT IF VITRI WAS LIKE THE INGAME PHYSICAL MANAFESTATION OF THE BADDY LIKE SINCE TOUE SORT OF LOST HIS TWINS HE MADE TWIN GUARDIANS TO WATCH OVER SEI BUT THEY GO CRAY CRAY BECAUSE IDEK WHAT EVER REASON AND THE ALPHAS ARE JUST LIKE BOT MODS AND CLEAN UP THE MESSED UP BITS OF THE GAME BUT CLEAR GLITCHED AND BECAME A 'PLAYER' SO THAT GIVES VITRI THE IDEA TO POSE AS PLAYERS TOO AND THEY FUCK SHIT RIGHT UP

YES NOIZ IS THAT ASSHOLE (sora i think his name was???) ANYWAY IDEK THEY ALL TAKE TURNS WOOING THE CONFUSED SCARED BLUNETTE?  I FIGURE KARJACK WILL BE DOING MOST OF THE CODDLING IT'LL ALL BE OK WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUTNESS???  REN KIND OF FUNCTIONS MORE LIKE MACHA BUT OR SHIT IT COULD BE SEI POSING AS USUI?????  LIKE YES I KIND OF TRAPPED YOU HERE SO LET ME EASE YOUR EMOTIONAL PAIN UNTIL U CAN HAUL YR ASS OVER HERE AND SAVE ME??????

CHOO CHOO THE CRAZY TRAIN HAS ALREADY LEFT THE BUILDINGGG SO THE WORLD IS KINDA LIKE RHYME??? LIKE IDEK THE ALLMATE IMPLANT TYPE THINGS???  YOU CAN PLAY A LIGHT VERSON ON THE GO AND THEN AN INDEPTH VERSION W THE HEADSETS AND FULL IMERSION.  AND AOBAR IS ABLE TO LOG IN AND OUT AS HE PLEASES FOR A WHILE AND HE PLAYS W HIS STUPID IDIOT GAMER FRIENDS (MIZU AND KOUJAKU AND THEIR GANGS ARE GUILDS AND THEY ARE SO HARDCORE) AND KEEPS GETTING CHALLENGED TO PVPS BY NOIZ WHO IS L33THAX0RD OUT AND DRAGGED ON CRAZY NON COMBAT QUESTS BY CLEAR AND IDEK MINK IS JUST THERE BEING TERRIFING AND EVERYTHING IS GREAT UNTIL MIZUKI GETS HACKED WHICH SOMEHOW FUCKS HIM UP IRL LIKE HE GOES NUTS AND THERE ARE KNIVES AND NO ONE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WRONG W HIM AND AOBA PASSES OUT AND ENDS UP IN THE WORLD AND REN SHOWS UP AND SUDDENLY AOBA CAN'T LOG OUT HOLY SHIT WHY DOES HE KEEP SEEING THIS MONOCHROMATIC CHARACTER EVERYWHERE??? QUE LOTS OF RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO SOLVE STUFF WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY REAL DAD WENT CRAY CRAY AFTER HIS TWIN SONS 'DIED' AND TURNED ONE OF THEM INTO A COMPUTER???? DA FUK???

OH GOD NO NONONONONO AHAHAHAI AM TOTALLY NOT PICTURING KARJACK AS A HEAVY BLADE AND  NOIZ AS KNUCKLE MASTER AND CLEASR AS THE WEIRDEST LONG ARM WHO FIGHTS WITH AN UMBRELLA AND MINK AS A HEAVY AXMEN AND MIZUKI AS A WAVE MASTER AND AOBA AS THE NEWB WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON THE ONLY JOINED BECAUSE MIZUKI WOULDN'T LEAVE HIM ALONE AND KEPT EMAILING HIM PRETENDING TO BE A 'CAPTIVE PRINCESS' WHO WANTED HIM TO PLAY THI STUPID GAME WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T A JOKE BY MIZUKI THERE'S ALSO THIS GLITCHY STALKER ASSHOLE NAMED REN OH MY GOD THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

cries jfc kajiura yuki why must your tunes be so beautiful. /covers face